Please complete the following sentences:

Without Rooney, Manchester United would be...

Without Gerrard and Torres, Liverpool would be...

Without Terry, Chelsea would be...

Without Wenger, Arsenal would be...

Without money, Manchester City would be...

Wihtout Lisbon, Celtic would be..........

Without Sullivan & Gold, West Ham would be...

Without Transfers, Harry would be...

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be........

Without Bridge, England would be...

Lets see some originality Guys and Girls..

Edit : 2 additions so some of the Jocks can get involved.

Ok i'll start..

Without Rooney, Manchester United would be...a further £40m in debt for a striker

Without Gerrard and Torres, Liverpool would be...distinctly average & lingering around Mid Table, if that.

Without Terry, Chelsea would be... slightly less odious, only slightly though.

Without Wenger, Arsenal would be... seeing everything

Without money, Manchester City would be... Manchester City

Wihtout Lisbon, Celtic would be...a lot quieter & less tedious than they are now

Without Sullivan & Gold, West Ham would be...headin towards the Championship & oblivion, for sure

Without Transfers, Harry would be... living in a small semi detached in Romford

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be...still top of the SPL

Without Bridge, England would be... much better off anyway

Without Rooney, Manchester United would still have 18 league titles

Without Gerrard and Torres, Liverpool would be less likely to make the 2012 GB Diving Team

Without Terry, Chelsea would be one CL title more than they have now

Without Wenger, Arsenal would be still be Arsenal

Without money, Manchester City would be poorer

Wihtout Lisbon, Celtic would be Keane on winning something

Without Sullivan & Gold, West Ham would be still be the media darlings

Without Transfers, Harry would be playing poker with Gomez for smarties

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be Jstar's favorite team

Without Bridge, England will be one less a right back

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be Jstar's favorite team

With or without they would still be my favourite team.

Please complete the following sentences:

Without Rooney, Manchester United would be... wondering who would score this season

Without Gerrard and Torres, Liverpool would be struggling more than they are now.

Without Terry, Chelsea would be no better or worse

Without Wenger, Arsenal would be in debt as he hasn't spent much.

Without money, Manchester City would be still in Manchester.

Wihtout Lisbon, Celtic would be still be the 2nd best team in Scotland.

Without Sullivan & Gold, West Ham would be fuc_ked.

Without Transfers, Harry would be skint.

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would still be the best team in Scotland.

Without Bridge, England would be still dreaming.

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be Jstar's favorite team

With or without they would still be my favourite team.

sorry, thought you were a Celtic supporter - different Jstar i guess

Without Rooney, Manchester United would be fighting for eighth and out of europe.

Without Gerrard and Torres, Liverpool would be a small club like Everton.

Without Terry, Chelsea would be ever so slightly less grubby and seedy.

Without Wenger, Arsenal would be less of a whining pain in the hole in press conferences.

Without money, Manchester City would be more likeable due to the absence of that moronic blert garry cook.

Wihtout Lisbon, Celtic would be the parkhead pussycats.

Without Sullivan & Gold, West Ham would be back to a normal matchday programme instead of the new porn version.

Without Transfers, Harry would be still an annoying, bent, scrotum-faced arfur daley wannabe.

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be about as good as doncaster rovers. oh hang on, they are aren't they?

Without Bridge, England would have a markedly higher average IQ throughout the squad.

stevie while I don't disagree with your points - can you lighten up mate - too depressing for the start of a long weekend mate.

stevie while I don't disagree with your points - can you lighten up mate - too depressing for the start of a long weekend mate.

james, what wasn't light-hearted about that? have you considered the possibility that you don't actually have a sense of humour?

stevie while I don't disagree with your points - can you lighten up mate - too depressing for the start of a long weekend mate.

james, what wasn't light-hearted about that? have you considered the possibility that you don't actually have a sense of humour?

I have given it alot of thought Stevie and have come to the conclusion that if given a choice of having LP where they are in the table - and your jollieness, I will settle for the table. But thanks for asking.

nothing wrong with my jollity levels man. i'm practically fuc_king zen.

nothing wrong with my jollity levels man. i'm practically fuc_king zen.

yea but you were more fun last year when you had dilusions of winning the title running through your head mate. Not funny enough for you try this...

Without Bridge, England would have a markedly higher average IQ throughout the squad.

He isn't meant to be one of the thickest there is..

Bless him..

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be Jstar's favorite team

With or without they would still be my favourite team.

sorry, thought you were a Celtic supporter - different Jstar i guess

bkkjames warned for flaming.

Without Walter & Ally, Rangers would be Jstar's favorite team

With or without they would still be my favourite team.

sorry, thought you were a Celtic supporter - different Jstar i guess

bkkjames warned for flaming.

Without a PM, let's call it a stern threat of one mate. On the bright side I see the ozzies have 3x the medal count as the pommies in the WINTER games.

bkkjames warned for flaming.

Without a PM, let's call it a stern threat of one mate. On the bright side I see the ozzies have 3x the medal count as the pommies in the WINTER games.

Apparently us MODS can do what we want. Well thats what some members say.

sorry, thought you were a Celtic supporter - different Jstar i guess

bkkjames warned for flaming.

Without a PM, let's call it a stern threat of one mate. On the bright side I see the ozzies have 3x the medal count as the pommies in the WINTER games.

The Rommies are beating the Pommies at the Winter Olympics, i won't lose any sleep Jimbo...

without rooney, manchester united would be shrekless.

without transfers, harry would be going to synagoge every saturday morning.

without bridge, england would be shagless.

Without MANCHESTER UNITED football would be worthless.