ableguy Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 'Developing Country My Ass'.......Viet Nam, Camb, Laos, even China looks better than this........ China looks better? You must be kidding! Cambodia ? cut me some slack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythefish Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 1: Do You Believe In Ghosts/spirits? 2: Do You Believe that dogs Barking At Night indicates the presence of ghosts/spirits? 3: Will you give all your hard earned cash to appease Ghosts/spirits 4: Do you really think you are coming back after you die? 5 If Yes, As What? Yes to any one of these gets you a certificate of insanity. Ever feel like there is a scab that needs picking or a zit that needs popping? Is the Fruit on the tree all rotten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landofthefree Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 1: Do You Believe In Ghosts/spirits?2: Do You Believe that dogs Barking At Night indicates the presence of ghosts/spirits? 3: Will you give all your hard earned cash to appease Ghosts/spirits 4: Do you really think you are coming back after you die? 5 If Yes, As What? Yes to any one of these gets you a certificate of insanity. Ever feel like there is a scab that needs picking or a zit that needs popping? Is the Fruit on the tree all rotten? Having read your post I put it to the Girlfriend that last night there was a dog outside our apartment that barked and howled all night the girlfriend and her daughter just told me to shut up as there is definitely a ghost living here and someones going to die (obviously the dog knows that) Where is that mental health check again because I think either I must be going mad, or they're crazy and I'm sane! But in the land of smiles who knows? Pass the Chang please...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickFarang Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 My Thai wife told me that most Thais are not aware of the existence of All Fools’ Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkangorito Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 'All fools day'? Never heard of it. Are you talking about 'April Fools Day'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colabamumbai Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 How many of you posters have actually called the number to see if it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colabamumbai Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I just did and they are answering the phones and the phones are ringing in the background. I don"t know what kind of training the staff have who are answering the phones, none seem to be English speakers. I told them I was just checking to see if the service worked and whether I should be drinking more beer to relive the stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickFarang Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 'All fools day'? Never heard of it. Are you talking about 'April Fools Day'? Check Oxford Advanced Learner’s Dictionary: “a trick that is traditionally played on sb on 1 April (called April Fool’s Day or All Fools' Day)”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglist Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Now I know why Bangkok has so many Mentally Challenged people that don’t get help. These people need to find new jobs. This test is 10 out of 10 stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Do You Believe that dogs Barking At Night indicates the presence of ghosts/spirits? Dunno about at night but those Walls Ice Cream motorcycle and sidecar combos that come round during the day must have more spirits than an episode of "Supernatural" judging by the racket the hounds make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Developing? You mean like growing tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meelousee Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Ok wow duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 (edited) I scored 16. But that's an improvement over the last red protest last year. things are looking up. You must be seriously stressed. The maximum score is 10. I am pretty sure the average score in TVF is 13, some people can't be sure unless the vote twice! I'd come in at 5-6... a lot of 1s on the list. ( 1= sometimes) It is a bit too absolute a questionnaire... I see gray areas. Edited March 26, 2010 by animatic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meelousee Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Developing? You mean like growing tits? Little girl at the barber shop with her dad. Standing next to the barber chair eating a hostess twinky Barber: Hey honey watch out you will get hair on your twinky Girl: yea mom says I am gonna get tits too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 being overly concerned is sure not good, but being not concerned at all is even worse. In the Thai 'mai bpen rai' society mindset, 1-2 is a good sign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Yeah, true, really very funny stuff.I've always said that most of the people involved in Politics here should be checked regarding their mental health......I mean just look what its done to the ex-pm. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWMcMurray Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Hmmmm so a "0" i.e. complete political apathy is seen as "normal political beliefs" and should be applauded... Sounds like the government doesn't want any "thinkers" or political activists... I think the scoring system should be more like... 0-2: you are not taking your role as a citizen serious enough, go learn more about the current political issues and get more involved 3-5: You are politically aware and hold some views 6-10: You have very strong political views and are likely a Political activist trying to convince others of the validity of your views One additional question: 6. Do you believe that it is ok to use violence to achieve political goals? If you answered yes to question 6... you are a danger to your self and others and need to be committed immediately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuibeachcomber Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 is anyone really sane in thailand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini81 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 add two points for "insane" if you actually took the test, and ten points if you actually took it seriously. mental health? the fugitive ring leader outta be a case study. since he won't donate any money, maybe he can donate his brain to science. what results thats would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakimKlunker Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Ha haaaaaaaaah. The maximum mental health is proved by ignoring the questions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRoadRunner Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 eeeee aarrrr eeeeee aarrrr.Failed miserably on the test. Now it`s official, I’m completely insane. Me too....but I know now who the mentally ill people are...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsesxix Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I scored 16. But that's an improvement over the last red protest last year. things are looking up. Scoring 16 out of a total possible ten points just emphasizes the level of exageration that yellow Shirt sympathizers are willing to go to. Also shows that they may not be the "intellectuals" they are praported to be. JMHO. How ironic is it to question another’s intellect if one can neither spell words such as ‘exaggerate’ and ‘purport’ nor follow simple rules of capitalization? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini81 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I scored 16. But that's an improvement over the last red protest last year. things are looking up. Scoring 16 out of a total possible ten points just emphasizes the level of exageration that yellow Shirt sympathizers are willing to go to. Also shows that they may not be the "intellectuals" they are praported to be. JMHO. How ironic is it to question another's intellect if one can neither spell words such as 'exaggerate' and 'purport' nor follow simple rules of capitalization? oh no, the grammar police are working over-time tonight! (here we go again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkangorito Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 (edited) ^^ This is why I've chosen the avatar that I have? EDIT: the 'grammar police' do have a role to play here, if only some people would realise it. It is understood that many posters are not 'native English speakers' but surprisingly, the worst posts (spelling etc) come from native English speakers. Please resume normal transmission Edited March 26, 2010 by elkangorito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsesxix Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I scored 16. But that's an improvement over the last red protest last year. things are looking up. Scoring 16 out of a total possible ten points just emphasizes the level of exageration that yellow Shirt sympathizers are willing to go to. Also shows that they may not be the "intellectuals" they are praported to be. JMHO. How ironic is it to question another's intellect if one can neither spell words such as 'exaggerate' and 'purport' nor follow simple rules of capitalization? oh no, the grammar police are working over-time tonight! (here we go again) not surprisingly... the point is completely missed. 'twas merely an observation which humored me. I leave the policing of grammar to drunks and derelicts the English teachers that reside here. Oy vey! The absolute insanity. Every post is an affront to somebody. My sincerest apologies if, whilst pointing out the absurd, I have somehow managed to assume the appearance of someone overly concerned with the grammar of ex-pats, non-native speakers, and frequent visitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkangorito Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 not surprisingly... the point is completely missed. 'twas merely an observation which humored me. I leave the policing of grammar to drunks and derelicts the English teachers that reside here. I was beginning to like you until you posted this twaddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Just as i suspected . My score indicates Falung Baaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tugboat Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I am a drunk and a derelict and deeply resent the implication that I am an english teacher as well ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I scored 16. But that's an improvement over the last red protest last year. things are looking up. Scoring 16 out of a total possible ten points just emphasizes the level of exageration that yellow Shirt sympathizers are willing to go to. Also shows that they may not be the "intellectuals" they are praported to be. JMHO. I hope you don't praport to be any better..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggomaniac Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 They missed an important question, 'do you participate in Thai Visa discussions?' nya ahh ahh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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