Weng Is The New Four Letter Thai Word

[Cayenne]

Just saw it in the Thai online dailies. After this week's government - red shirt negotiations, the one positive result to come from it is that we now have a new vocabulary "เหวง" or "weng" where now weng means confusion or being absurb. So here are some typical usage:

ขอร้องอย่ามาเหวง = "Please don't weng with me"

อย่าไปคุยกะมัน มันเหวง = "Don't talk to him. He's totally weng"

Now I'm sure the creative folks here at TV can come up with English uses for this new word, such as

Don't be a weng!

Stop wenging around!

Is that a weng in your pants or are you glad to see me?

[KireB]

Dont ' weng' around the bush!

[ChiangMaiFun]

I 'weng' the wong number...?

[anotherpeter]

What a load of weng.

[t.s]

What a load of weng.

weng in rome ....

[givenall]

Red's need to wang out

[dobadoy]

What a wenger

[soundman]

Moved to Thai Language forum.

[unclejunta]

<br />What a <i>wenger</i> <img src="http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/jerk.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="jerk.gif" /> <br /><br /><br />

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Now i can make fun of Arsene Wenger's first and last name

[ChiangMaiFun]

Moved to Thai Language forum.

I wondered weng this was going to be moved

[noahvail]

Coming in on a weng and prayer...the prayer probably won't help much

[SAMCHAROEN]

weng is as a weng does

[animatic]

So this Dr. is a total Wengnut?

On a Weng and a prayer?

Weng the cows come home?

Whip out my Weng and scare the ladies?

Weng the parties over?

Weng I'm feeling lonely, Weng I'm feeling blue?

Weng you've lost it all?

Weng you've got nothing to lose?

Weng will my dreams come true?

Weng will I be loved?

Wengter of our discontent?

Oh Weng The Saints Come Marching In?

Weng the prolitariat rise up?

Weng will the Viagra start working?

Everybody Weng Chung?

Quit all that Wenging.

[animatic]

Caught your Weng in your zipper did you?

[GarryP]

Two wengs don't make a wight.

[SAMCHAROEN]

behind every great man there is a Weng

[dobadoy]

i'm not sure the serious folk at TV lang forum are gonna like this thread so much

[ChiangMaiFun]

i'm not sure the serious folk at TV lang forum are gonna like this thread so much

Really? weng, weng, weng isn't that a surprise hehe

[JayBangkok]

When I was young my mother told me not to weng too much or I would go blind.

[Kiccoro]

Que Sera Sera,

Wengever will be, will be.

The future's not ours to see,

Que Sera Sera,

Weng will be, will be.

[elkangorito]

When I was young my mother told me not to weng too much or I would go blind.

Does this mean that you were a Wengker?

[JayBangkok]

When I was young my mother told me not to weng too much or I would go blind.

Does this mean that you were a Wengker?

I wengked so much I rubbed 3 of my 4 skins away!

Edited March 31, 2010 by JayBangkok

[sajal]

What the Weng?

[Cayenne]

Looks like somebody broke his weng at the Emirates stadium last night

[mangkorn]

The new slang term is a disparaging play on the name of one of the ม็อบแดง leaders, due to his particular bloviating manner.

http://th.wikipedia.org/wiki/เห...;าร

As dobadoy suggested, though, it is unclear why the rest of this thread persists on the Thai Language forum. Not that this forum is without humour; it's just a rather different kind of humour...

[MiG16]

Now i can make fun of Arsene Wenger's first and last name

OI!