The Gangster

The local gangster was sat in the pub when one of his friends whom he had not seen for ages walked in.

After the greeting were done and dusted they got to talking.

The friend asked the gangster about his wife she died, he said the friend said how sorry he was and what did she die of?

VD said the gangster, VD? said the friend you don't die of VD!

You do if you give it to me said the gangster.