Three Rednecks - Cooter, Ronnie And Donnie

[peter991]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

As they started their descent, Cooter slipped, fell off the tower and was killed instantly.

When the ambulance took his body away, Ronnie said, 'Well shucks, someone should tell his wife.'

Donnie said, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff. I'll do it.'

Two hours later, Donnie returned carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie said, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'

'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replied.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie said.

'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.

Edited April 14, 2010 by peter991