Police Service Pressing Transleiver Van

[marquis22]

What actually goes on inside a Police “Service Pressing Transleiver” van?

Do you still get a free ride home from a footy match as you do in a divvy van if you chuck a tinny over level 3 at bay13 in the southern stand?

[jackspratt]

Simple really.

First sentence - read what is written on the back on the Nissan van.

Second sentence - the OP is admitting he is a bogan from Bleak City (aka Melbourne), and has been evicted from an Oz Rules football match at the MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground) for unsociable behaviour.

[marquis22]

Simple really.

First sentence - read what is written on the back on the Nissan van.

Second sentence - the OP is admitting he is a bogan from Bleak City (aka Melbourne), and has been evicted from an Oz Rules football match at the MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground) for unsociable behaviour.

Thanks .. Saves me trying to explain in English English and American English.

But I would still like to know what a Service Pressing Transleiver van is?

[MoonRiverOasis]

My best guess is that they meant to say "(for) Service press [the button] on your transceiver (2-way radio)"