Perfect

[jayenram]

Bloke comes home from a week offshore, can’t find his wife anywhere in the house so he goes upstairs and finds her in the toilet, stark naked looking in a full length mirror crying her eyes out.

He says "what’s wrong with you?"

She says "my hair is greasy, my face is wrinkly, my tits are saggy, my belly's massive, my thighs are fat and I’ve got varicose veins in my legs, will you please say something to make me feel good?"

Husband turns round and says "your eyesight is f####n perfect!"

[Tornado]

[deepdiver]

You have to wake up urly to see the best jokes ... and the writer was probababably sober yesterday ????