Sweet Tea

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Sweet Tea - (A Guy Joke?)

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes

home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes

home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in

your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow the tea until

he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came

home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,

and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[Daffy D]

[nidge]

very good

[Jim's_a_Thai_Fox]

:D