Thia Tourism Minister Defyislogik Schlongmypot, in a *brilliant* example of Thai buerocratic inventiveness has announced the alloction of 10million bhat to promote the advantages of visiting Thailand while curfews are in place. "Never before have there been such a good time for sleeping at night without disturbance of loud people to make party."

"It now more families, with children who want quiet at night should come."

If the new campaign increases family tourism who like indoor activities during the day, like board games, Schlong is going to suggest making curfews a permanent policy.

OMG! Please don't give them ideas!

OMG! Please don't give them ideas!

My idea? it was Khun Defylogik!

Okay, can somone let Minister Schlong know it was just a crazy farang joke!?

However, Have you heard the lastest report from the World Health Organization???

The spread of STD's in Thailand has dropped by 98% in recent weeks!

Now the Thai Health Minister, 'IwzbornElite', is set to consider extending the curfews to save thousands of lives. [in Pattaya and Phuket alone]

The Tourism and Health minister are said to be so divided on this issue they have already formed green shirt and candy-stripe shirt groups who are ready to take to the streets.

Watch for it!