Thailand/scotland

[StreetCowboy]

Where's Scotland ?

Can someone help me please

And on that piece of juvenile silliness can the moderators please close this thead. I`ve had a couple of pints of Tennants lager, which is maybe a couple less than master Snapo. I hope he reads his contribution when he grows up.

Shug

Maybe he genuinely is that ignorant.

Perhaps someone could help him outside...

I suppose at least he's not being offensive, though I think perhaps he was trying. (Very trying - to save anyone else the bother of posting that).

We're cursed with two governments, and sadly we have no-one to blame but ourselves for one of them, and the other perhaps makes a welcome change.

SC

[CelticBhoy]

Well if it's going to finish then let's finish it with this:

One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two Englishmen along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Scotsman said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor English fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place. . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . the grass is almost a foot high!"

Edited May 30, 2010 by CelticBhoy