back from my umteenth ban, today witnessed one of the funniest things ever, at a set of traffic lights woman who was at the front, was actually asleep at the wheel, lights turned to green , still asleep thought about knocking on the window, but i didnt want to spoil my fun.

In the Uk, if she was caught by the cameras eating a Mars Bar while the lights were red, she'd have got a 1,000 pound fine, had her kids put into care and jailed for life. Sleeping at the lights is a hanging offence. And so it should be.

As regards to your getting banned, a few tips.

1. re-read and memorise the rules. If you're a bit slow just do 2 a day.

2. If you're going to post here, start your tales with "In Chiang Mai today...". It saves them moving it to the "General forum", the "Jokes Forum", or maybe in your case the "I drink too much" forum. Some of the Posts in the Jokes Forum seem to have been put there by mistake, but never mind.