AltumAngel Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?" "We'll see," says the bartender. So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but I'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River." A patron jumps up from his table and shouts "Thats's Absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100 right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. "It's none of my business," says the bartender, "but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy, "The hamster is also a vantriloquist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfinger Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 ....and? did he get the beer for free?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurianBoy Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 HAHAH ... took about 30 secs for it to sink in, Good One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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