Shopping In Bangkok

[syd barrett]

Please can someone help me with this ploblem i am looking for a shop or store in bangkok that sells adult toys and strap ons. There must be somewhere i can buy them because i have seen them used at shows and in bars.

[chonabot]

Ask around on Bkktonite they will direct you to the nearest strap-on purveyor.

[wilson steer]

Most 'toys' in the kingdom come from Hong Kong and are of poor quality. I suggest that you purchase them in your country of origin. Provided you don't import hundreds, customs won't be interested in personal 'items'.

Another suggestion, return to one of those 'shows' and ask the management where they bought them from, they might even offer you some second hand 'toys' at a discount. However I would recommend that you wash them thoroughly before re-introduction to willing orafices!

Happy (H)unting!

[rabkk]

Another suggestion, return to one of those 'shows' and ask the management where they bought them from, they might even offer you some second hand 'toys' at a discount. However I would recommend that you wash them thoroughly before re-introduction to willing orafices!

You have to be really desperate to do that!

All supermarkets have them, use cucumbers.

[kwiz117]

use cucumbers.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

use cucumbers.

Adopt the ' soap on a rope ' principles lest said cucumber gets lost in the course of action

[tomy]

use cucumbers

crack me up , you guy are too funny.

[taxexile]

there used to be a show in nana where a girl used live small frogs, these can be obtained easily at any local pond and avoids that embarassing encounter with the beautiful shop assistant whilst asking for a 12 inch vibrating black battery operated dildo with tickler attachment and anal piledriver feature.

if you manage to catch a male and a female frog,then the laws of nature will ensure you a lifetime supply of sex toys for a very small financial outlay.

hope this information is of use to you.

let us know how you get on.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Were there any Frogs missing in action Tax ?

[taxexile]

luckily (i think) i wasn't close enough to count 'em in and count 'em out.

for syd barrets benefit i should add that frogs are self-lubricating and require no batteries.

economically,you know it makes sense.

go on , give it a try.

[syd barrett]

thanks for the advice and funny comments, i now have three toys but am still searching for a strap on. The toys are not bad quality and are of a reasonable length. Now i can get down to some fun. i'll give the frogs a miss and the cucumber, although the cucumber was a good idea i looked in the supermarkets and they only had tiny ones in a big pack, i had a good look at the carrots but they were to nobbly i'll try again tomorrow. i made an online order for more advanced toys i need so i hope the parcel gets through customs ok.

[SoCal]

I guess the lesson to be learned here is that if by chance you get invited to Syd's for dinner, best to pass on the salad.

[rabkk]

From strap-ons to re-entry problems, this forum helps so many people!

[syd barrett]

Got a DHL package delivered this afternoon, one large pink adult toy 8and half inches in length with a strap-on strapping. the DHL packet had been opened and resealed by customs i guess, and they wrapped thai written tape around the end of the phallus bell end and it has been a real pain to get off, because the tape was that tape that leaves a sticky residue, i've been scrubbing for ages, what a pain? They have done this on purpose because they don't want people in the LOS receiving this kind of stuff from the west.... well i'll keep soaking and washing it until the end is smooth and shop-new. thanks for all comments, i did speak to eden club bkk. but they kept quiet about where they get adult toys from. heres to a good weekend!!?

[taxexile]

syd,any idea what was written on the tape wrapping?

[syd barrett]

yes funny you should ask my girl says it says 'this is how this package was found' as if they had done me a favour taping the hold thing up as if DHL would do this. they are just being a bunch of nosy customs inspectors probably looking for diamonds or cash, instead they see a large pink western size 'sausage' get jealous and decide to tape up the bell end for devilment. still soaking it as we speak.

[taxexile]

soak it well syd, who knows what to what foul usage your pink member may have been subjected to before being released from customs.

[syd barrett]

Good Point! i will disinfect it then bathe the entire object in listerine before attaching the straps, it came with instructions, saying this is for novelty use only, for internal usage water based lubricants are recommended. just off to 7-11 for some KY jelly and a 24 hour hot dog!!

[wilson steer]

syd barrett, if you are coming to pattaya in the near future there is a shop on the Naklua Road near Soi Wongamat that sells sexy lingerie and makes to order leather/pvc/rubber underware to order for go-go bars and bar-beers etc. I have been informed that the management of these store can supply you with the apparatus you crave to your hearts content. But be discreet when you enter (sorry) the store.

[Orthelius]

Who will be the strapper and who the strappee?

[base]

Syd, the best way to remove sticky tape goo is to use oil. Just rub some vegetable oil on the muck and it will come straight off. You'll be there for hours trying to clean it off with soap and water...

[maniac_bkk]

I took my wife into one of these shops as she wanted a Dildo.

She looked around a bit and said I want that big red one over there.

The shop owner replied you silly cow

THAT THE

Fire Extinguisher

[wilson steer]

I took my girlfriend around one of these shops and she suggested we buy the tartan one.....'No way' said the owner that's my thermos flask!!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

i had a good look at the carrots but they were to nobbly

Nothin' wrong with nobbly carrots. The nobbly bits will wear off fairly quickly