Worst Day Of My Life

[alvino]

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says

the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

" This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life.

And then you show up and drink the ###### poison.

[kayo]

Personal Pet Peeve: WHen a friend just supposes that he/she can drink out of my glass or bottle without invitation just becasue we`re friends...

I like this story.

[The Nemi]

lol good one man.....

Edited June 25, 2005 by The Nemi

[The Nemi]

1. The lil guy's life is saved

2. Trouble making driver is repaid well

3. Gardner gets F)(**(&^&^g lucky

4. Wife gets well laid

All live happily ever after