submaniac Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 So anyways after a long absence, I have made it back to BKK. I finally nabbed a Yamaha FZR400 (for those who have been on TV for a while, it is the bike my cousin bought that I have been trying to keep him away from it because I think he is dangerous with it). I was riding it home from my uncle (who was nice enough to have a new engine installed) and I hear a pop, and a hiss, and felt an extreme burning sensation on my posterior regions. I had just filled up on gasoline so I thought that the bike was on fire, and I drop it in the middle of the street in which I was riding (and cause a traffic jam too). When I examine it, it is not gasoline, but instead radiator cooling fluid (green stuff). The mechanic I took it to said that rats had chewed through the wiring or something, the fan switch wasn't working (or something), and the bike overheated (though I was watching the temp gauge). Anyways the coolant exploded from underneath the seat (stupid place to put cooling IMHO) and went up through the crack between the seat and the rear cowling and into...wel my crack. I have second degree burns on my ass. I cannot sit down. I cannot ride. This sucks. Thought I would share my misery with all on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBikeBKK Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Sorry to hear you got burned but that's pretty dam_n funny! Missing your CBR1000 I bet! Heal fast and ride on! Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignis Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 would this help ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 Thanks for the words of concern Tony. I can find it funny now. However, at the time I thought the <deleted>' bike was on fire! And the funny thing is, here I am in BKK and I wanted to invite all of the folks on Thaivisa for a ride with dinner and drinks all on me. Too bad I can't ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigersachsclub Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Crazy thing that happened but in all honesty it made me laugh too. Hope your pain is gone soon and that you are able to ride bikes soon too. Here is a suggestion "how to ride Bikes with a burned Ass" Happy trails and get well soon, Tiger/Sachs Club - Mbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahvail Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Sorry to hear about your trouble, Manic....but this has *got* to qualify you for an honorable mention in the monkey butt awards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackdawson Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 note to self ; continue to walk or use public transportation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Sorry to hear about your trouble, Manic....but this has *got* to qualify you for an honorable mention in the monkey butt awards My sympathies to submaniac: hope it heals soon remember this will help with the pain => Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Good to know you protected your nephew from a sore bottom. How does he feel about losing the bike. Hope tou recover soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Guess no "Iron Butt" rides for a while. Make liberal use of the bathroom bum gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Forget ur crack, hows ur gonads.....that was a real close call if you ask me. I dont know what it is about rubber, but the other day I was messin around with my carby again and noticed a few of the tubes were starting to perish and they arnt all that old. With stories like this, one should be checking his coolant hoses more regularly. I wonder how old they were. Glad u are okay......won't find me laughin (nice tony, nice) woops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 Thanks again for the kind words....and whatever Tony's words could be classified as. It could have been worst...yes neverdie, I am thankful the 'boys' are ok. They were inches from disaster. So all of you CHECK YOUR <deleted>' HOSES!!! Thai mechanics cannot be trusted. If they say it is OK, that really means "I haven't checked because your personal safety is a non-issue for me". So how many points away am I from this monkey butt award thingy??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Thanks again for the kind words....and whatever Tony's words could be classified as. It could have been worst...yes neverdie, I am thankful the 'boys' are ok. They were inches from disaster. So all of you CHECK YOUR <deleted>' HOSES!!! Thai mechanics cannot be trusted. If they say it is OK, that really means "I haven't checked because your personal safety is a non-issue for me". So how many points away am I from this monkey butt award thingy??? I wouldn't be going for any frequent traveller points if I were you, but I dare say you've already earned an honorary monkey butt award. Glad your boys escaped injury, that would have been serious pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kf6vci Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Oh my - burns hurt like blazes. My father got his hand stuck cleaning my dirty BMW R 45 and the burn was terrible for weeks. Hope you get it treated properly. If the skin is still intact, I like Combudoron Gelee used by the Swiss Army, maker is www.weleda.co.uk (or .de or .ch) but it contains alcohol and if the skin is gone, don't even think about using it. Get better quickly! Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted August 1, 2010 Author Share Posted August 1, 2010 If any of you were ever curious as to what my bum looks like...(warning graphic images!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nignoy Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 Tell the truth!! looks like you have a heavy handed partner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 If any of you were ever curious as to what my bum looks like...(warning graphic images!) You have now been subscribed to various bondage and leather sites. You should be receiving a confirmation message shortly on your 'paddle your bottom' issues. :jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSJ Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Hi Sub, looks bad. Must be real uncomfortable when you back one out. Try rubbing some butter on it a couple of times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Hi Sub, looks bad. Must be real uncomfortable when you back one out. Try rubbing some butter on it a couple of times a day. I would lay off the butter too ikely to have infection. Looks really bad and must hurt like hel_l. Hope it gets better soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Hi Sub, looks bad. Must be real uncomfortable when you back one out. Try rubbing some butter on it a couple of times a day. I would lay off the butter too ikely to have infection. Looks really bad and must hurt like hel_l. Hope it gets better soon. All jokes aside, keep the burn wound dry as much as possible. If you have to use soap, use a medilca type like Dettol soap, anything with an anitseptic property and pat the area dry. There is also an antiseptic powder called Banocin powder. I have been using Banocin in a puffer bottle over the years in Thailand for drying out small cuts and burns etc. Since your wound is already peeling, the powder will help keep the wound dry and help the healing process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishenough Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Thank for the decorum and decency of not posting a huge, 1600x1200 pixel photo of your ass. :jap: Take care of that wound, an infection there would be no fun at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witold Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I think we all took you on your word, but you just had to go there and post a pic anyway, didn't you. Hmmm.... Good job sexy man. :jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chantorn Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 555. I just can't stop laughing. I suppose no more spanking for a while. Get well soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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