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Tourist to friend:

When we were in Phuket last year we were caught up in an earthquake that measured 6.8 on the open-ended sphincter scale.

Friend to tourist:

Don't you mean Richter scale?

Tourist to friend:

Bloody ###### no. If you've ever been in an earthquake you know I mean sphincter scale!!

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