Scouser Joke

[EastSaxCol]

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs.

He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.

Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers.

At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.

Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says.

"Just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies.

"Something about a job."

[mnoorsapl]

lol..

[lampard10]

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs.

He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.

Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers.

At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.

Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says.

"Just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies.

"Something about a job."

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[johnh101]

What do you call a Scouser in a suit..........

The Accused ! !

[gburns57au]

What do you call a Scouser in a suit..........

The Accused ! !

The first three words a scouser says after putting on the suit

Guilty Your Honour

[LivinLOS]

Scouser walking home late at night... Gets approached by a street walking hooker...

Hey Fella you want a blow job...

Depends luv.. Will it effect me dole money ??

[LivinLOS]

Scouser and his missus leaves a pub on the way home as they walk down the road she is looking in the window of this dept store... Ohh honey, look at those shoes, arent they lovely etc etc.. She goes on and on about these shoes so he says ok.. go on down the road a bit then..

Reaches into his trenchcoat pocket and pulls out 1/2 a wallbrick.. Smash through the window.. Grabs the sheos and is away with em..

So they keep walking down the road and she shes this fur coat in a window.. Ohh baby will ya look at that coat.. Bloody beutiful.. go so good with these shoes etc.. So he tells her to head on down the road a bit more again.. Pull out anohter half a wall brick.. Smash, grabs the coat and pegs it from the scene..

They keep walking on home and she starts looking in this jewelers window.. Ohh baby, look at that necklace.. superb.. would look stunning with the shoes and the coat and all.. He looks up at her and says "Bloody ###### woman.. What do you think I am ?? Made of bricks" !!!

[Crossy]

What do you call a Scouse girl in a white shell-suit???

The Bride