Her Cruise Diary

[alvino]

Diary of her six day cruise.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my

pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw

some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to

be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and

hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at

his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is

a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The

Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a

luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay

the ! night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be

unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go

to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw

me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman.

He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He

told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the

ship. I was appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!

[CHOPTHAI]

The Titanic did let that iceberg had its way and yet it sank!! Maybe there was no blondie on board...

[PETERTHEEATER]

This happened to me on an expensive cruise. The purser told me that I had been selected to dine at the captain's table. I told him that I paid $10,000 for the cruise so I wasn't interested in eating with the crew!

DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and

hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at

his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is

a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

[PETERTHEEATER]

An recent poll in the USA asked for nominations for the 'Person of the Century'.

The two finalists were the captain of the Titanic and Monica Lewinsky.

The captain was voted winner on the grounds that he went down on a really huge steamer.

The Titanic did let that iceberg had its way and yet it sank!! Maybe there was no blondie  on board...

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