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You Will Never Think Of Chocolate The Same Way Aga

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>It was a White Knight, and Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a River

>cruise, they met on the Top Deck, It was After Eight. She was from

>Quality Street; he was an Old Jamaican. They walked hand in hand down

>Milky Way and around the Family Block.

>

>They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a

>Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, He said

>"Sure...Take 5 ". They Decided to leave as the music was too loud, &

>neither of them liked M&M.

>

>On the way out he bought her some Roses, She said they were her

>Favourites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero.

>He made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie.

>

>She spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly

>Waffle on. He suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if you

>play your cards right you might get lucky aftertea. He replied, After

>Dinner?.. Mint! " At this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe!

>

>He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "And

>I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky

>Bars, They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, They'll

>definitely melt in your mouth & not in your hand. He told her that he

>had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might just be telling Fantales.

>

>They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury

>turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he

>slipped his hand down into her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She

>started to play with his Fruit & nuts, But then she said "Stop!" He

>though she was a Malteaser, But he still wanted to Jaff-er. So he showed

>her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly

>Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He

>thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

>

>It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When

>he finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted Moro

>but he needed to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers

>looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet

>and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a

>Flake.

>

>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms

>Rowntree had been with All Sorts!!.

Cadbury is a british brand, so i imagine (this is only a guess) that this originated from the UK, also i recognise a lot of the brands/names so theres a strong possibility its from England

Cadbury is a british brand, so i imagine (this is only a guess) that this originated from the UK, also i recognise a lot of the brands/names so theres a strong possibility its from England

Yeah, that's what I thought, it's just that there are also quite a few that I don't recognise, thought it may be Oz. Do they have Gobstoppers down under?

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

Yeah, that's what I thought, it's just that there are also quite a few that I don't recognise, thought it may be Oz. Do they have Gobstoppers down under?

Farken oath!

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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