Test Your Prejudices

[The Philosopher]

A Scotsman an Englishman and a Pakistani turn up together at the maternity hospital to pick up their new born babies. On arrival a rather sheepish Doctor gets them to one side and explains that there has been an Admin cock up and they cannot be sure which baby belongs to which father.

The Englishman goes in first to collect his baby and comes out carrying an unmistakably Pakistani infant.

The Pakistani protests asking him what he is doing. The Englishman replies.

“Listen mate there’s a 50% chance that one of the kids left in there is a Jock and I’m not taking any chances”