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dialogue of two senile Arabs : "...Hey ! Hey !...will you stop rocking the boat ! What the hel_l are you doing back there !?!! "

" huh ?...Oh! I'm just trying to jump start my camel." ^^''

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Personal experience?:lol:

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Q. Why are camels called "Ships of the Desert"?

A. Because they're full of Arab seamen

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Immigration control:

Name?

-Abdul Saiid Wahad.

Sex?

-Four times a week.

No, no - male, female?

-Male, female, sometimes camel.

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Ahmed the Arab came to Sydney from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very Ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help Him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor, who said, 'Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head Down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.' Ahmid took The bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket, pissed on the shit, Bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the Doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with Me?' The doctor said, 'You were homesick .'

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