The Environmentalist

[alvino]

It's not easy being green....

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an

anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large

tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a

good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to

climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a

spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the

ground and got many splinters in her private area.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She

told him she was an environmentalist and an anti- hunter and how

she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her

story with great patience and then told her to go into the

examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The

angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and than told her, "Well, I had to get permits from

the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the

Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth

timber from a recreational area.

I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

[Jai Dee]

"Well, I had to get permits from

the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the

Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth

timber from a recreational area.

Good one...

[mnoorsapl]

lol..