Bud Vs Miller

A woman goes into a bar, sits down, and orders a Bud. After 2 sips, she falls asleep. The bartender's urges take over - he drags her behind the bar, has his way with her and, when finished, puts her back on her stool. She wakes up a half-hour later, paid for the beer and left. The next day, the exact same thing happens: after 2 sips of a Bud, she falls asleep, the bartender does his thing, she wakes up, and goes home. The day after that, the same woman walks into the bar, and orders a Miller. The bartender asks, "Don't you drink Bud?" She replies, "I used to, but Bud makes my pussy sore."