phosphorescent Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 she certainly doesn't like when I am having sex with other females, found out just after...ah'well... it's a strange world we live in, I am afraid..she certainly enjoys having the same with me... strange, very strange if not selfish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahsbloke Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". She never, blimey, that sounds similar to the usual ' my lady never was a bar girl ' or ' my lady is hi-so ' from some. Think you have a first there. Any body else's lady never had a bloke companion before. I assumed that Chunks 'wife' was his right hand, in which case his claim may be true! Edited October 7, 2010 by sarahsbloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmine Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". She never, blimey, that sounds similar to the usual ' my lady never was a bar girl ' or ' my lady is hi-so ' from some. Think you have a first there. Any body else's lady never had a bloke companion before. I assumed that Chunks 'wife' was his right hand, in which case his claim may be true! i reckon you are probably right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 she certainly doesn't like when I am having sex with other females, found out just after...ah'well... it's a strange world we live in, I am afraid..she certainly enjoys having the same with me... strange, very strange if not selfish! did she state any reason for her funny behaviour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Shaving most definitely, but to be faire had that with birds in the west too. (whisker burn so to speak not good for ladies face) or the inside of the thighs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Nam, yes to that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturn Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I think the one single thing I know I do that drives my Mrs to distraction is drying my hands on my shirt/pants - I did this in the office yesterday and a Thai collegue visibily cringed - So definitely a Thai sensibility that I trip up over. my 4 year old prefers to dry her hands on my shirt and it sends her mother up the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturn Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". She never, blimey, that sounds similar to the usual ' my lady never was a bar girl ' or ' my lady is hi-so ' from some. Think you have a first there. Any body else's lady never had a bloke companion before. I assumed that Chunks 'wife' was his right hand, in which case his claim may be true! +1 green thingy the feature is gone but the stench lingers on. are you keeping your own tally too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 What about those of us that don't have a wife? Is it possible to borrow some of your wives for a go to get a feeling for married life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crushdepth Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Drying my legs with the same towel I use for the rest of me. And throwing my socks in the laundry basket - we have three baskets for different sorts of clothes but I still have to throw my socks on the floor, in fact it is an Official Demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 And throwing my socks in the laundry basket - we have three baskets for different sorts of clothes but I still have to throw my socks on the floor, in fact it is an Official Demand. My wife had to go to Bangkok for about 10 days and when she came back she gave my then 5 year old daughter a bollocking for throwing her dirty underwear in the corner of the room. "When you're not here daddy does" said my daughter. Oops.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiang mai Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". She never, blimey, that sounds similar to the usual ' my lady never was a bar girl ' or ' my lady is hi-so ' from some. Think you have a first there. Any body else's lady never had a bloke companion before. I assumed that Chunks 'wife' was his right hand, in which case his claim may be true! Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenDreams Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Any body else's lady never had a bloke companion before. I can put my hand up to that one. I know I do a lot of things that grind her gears, but I think they would any woman, not only Thai! Using her towel is one, letting the cats in the bedroom another (the combination of the two would probably be the end of the world!) but recently, when I come home to an immaculate house and ask her what she's been doing all day - that seems to set her off for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrybankruad Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 The ability to fix the washing machine myself, thus negating the need to call a B500 charging uncle. You fix a washing machine? Computer maybe yes. Don't make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 The ability to fix the washing machine myself, thus negating the need to call a B500 charging uncle. You fix a washing machine? Computer maybe yes. Don't make me laugh. Normal, its usually the pump here in the UK I use pattern parts they last about 2 years then expire for about a fifth of he price of genuine Bosch , takes all of 10 minutes to do on my machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastitche Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 According to her I don't do the washing up as well as her so it's become her job. I live my life by the "Incompetent husband around the house" rule. Do a <deleted> job in anything vaguely domestic and you get a "Leave it. I'll do it" from the wife. That worked for me in my first marriage and, amazingly, this one bought the same trick...... but keep it quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phomsanuk Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Mine does not like my beard, are all Thai women like her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 The ability to fix the washing machine myself, thus negating the need to call a B500 charging uncle. You fix a washing machine? Computer maybe yes. Don't make me laugh. Put the beer down Baz. (for all observers, I've known Barry for a long long time, and he is a very good friend of mine, he can do sarcasm in real life, but he is still a toddler when it comes to doing it in an internet forum) P.S. You know this Baz, if it has a plug on it.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogleg Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Missus don't like me leaving tips, especially in bars. Money obviously could be put to better use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1fanatic Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 According to her I don't do the washing up as well as her so it's become her job. I live my life by the "Incompetent husband around the house" rule. Do a <deleted> job in anything vaguely domestic and you get a "Leave it. I'll do it" from the wife. That worked for me in my first marriage and, amazingly, this one bought the same trick...... but keep it quiet Amazingly, most women don't 'buy' this trick, they just do it themselves and get annoyed that their partner is pretending he's incapable.... It just leads to trouble down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I think for a Thai wife insufficient funds would be the ultimate passion killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I think for a Thai wife insufficient funds would be the ultimate passion killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 According to her I don't do the washing up as well as her so it's become her job. I live my life by the "Incompetent husband around the house" rule. Do a <deleted> job in anything vaguely domestic and you get a "Leave it. I'll do it" from the wife. That worked for me in my first marriage and, amazingly, this one bought the same trick...... but keep it quiet Amazingly, most women don't 'buy' this trick, they just do it themselves and get annoyed that their partner is pretending he's incapable.... It just leads to trouble down the road. She gets her revenge by telling me that she's got to fly to Bangkok tomorrow and Dad's busy so seeing as the chores are done can I run Mum to the temple tomorrow morning at some ungodly hour. Not forgetting to wait for her outside one of those shops that sell monk buckets while she takes 20 minutes to select a bucket that is utterly the same as all the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 She gets her revenge by telling me that she's got to fly to Bangkok tomorrow and Dad's busy so seeing as the chores are done can I run Mum to the temple tomorrow morning at some ungodly hour. Not forgetting to wait for her outside one of those shops that sell monk buckets while she takes 20 minutes to select a bucket that is utterly the same as all the rest. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakboong Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 (edited) I earned the right to do nothing if I so choose from 19 years of school and another 35 years of long hard work. All of which happened before I met her of course. Edited October 11, 2010 by Pakboong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamF Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Your wives get very upset when I don't shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokay Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 My long time GF does not complain. We get along surprisingly well, both understanding we come from different cultures and do things differently. She'll ask why I do some things the way I do them, and I explain. That puts an end to that. Honestly, I don't think I could stay with a woman who complained about me. I've had a few of those in the past, not looking to repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Another one from last night the wife does not like me telling her that her friends DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS BEST for me/us. So f'ing annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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