tigerfish Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) o.k so this is just meant to be a light hearted thread looking at some of the things that your other halfs dont like about you or are always complaining/comparing things about you and what you do to the male thai equivalents. no need for bashing and getting all hot under the collar. i will start off by saying my wife is always going on about the fact that my beard grows so quickly and that i dont like to shave much. always saying that thai men dont have as much hair as foreigners. nuff said about that observation, me thinks another one is that she always likes to pluck out my chest hair and fiddling about with cutting my nails. its like being in a bloody beauty salon half the time ! nice though being pampered and pruned, some of the time. Edited October 7, 2010 by tigerfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Last week I farted in my sleep, loud enough to wake the Mrs. and our 1 year old. I suspect she didn't like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Last week I farted in my sleep, loud enough to wake the Mrs. and our 1 year old. I suspect she didn't like that. We heard it up North, must have been bad. I thought it was thunder. kurnell, not sure what you are eating but maybe cut down on the fiber a tad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The ability to fix the washing machine myself, thus negating the need to call a B500 charging uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The ability to fix the washing machine myself, thus negating the need to call a B500 charging uncle. +1 greeny +2 greenies. It really DOES piss off women who can't manipulate you with their charm and beauty. And especially so when you do it with panache and a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Not wearing my undies whilst wearing a pair of shorts. Starting the BBQ. Usually takes me an hour or so. The fact that I love surround sound and have to have it on loud at all times. The list goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I think the one single thing I know I do that drives my Mrs to distraction is drying my hands on my shirt/pants - I did this in the office yesterday and a Thai collegue visibily cringed - So definitely a Thai sensibility that I trip up over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuian Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) she certainly doesn't like when I am having sex with other females, found out just after...ah'well... it's a strange world we live in, I am afraid..she certainly enjoys having the same with me... strange, very strange if not selfish! Edited October 7, 2010 by Samuian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Mrs. don't like me driving fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunta71 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) My wife hates me drooling every time I enter a candy store / mall Edited October 7, 2010 by bunta71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) My wife likes everything about me....thats why she married me Edited October 7, 2010 by gburns57au Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) She does not like me - having a large collection of fishing rods and enough is never enough - letting the dogs sleep up with me when she is not home - me lacking the urge to clean stuff in the house - me waking her up early on her free days - being forced to go fishing with me at times - having a well stocked gym room as the room could be used for other things - my need to plan things and not live as a Thai Do i care.. not really this is who i am and everyone has things that the other does not like. Nothing major anyway. Edited October 7, 2010 by robblok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Coming home drunk and waking her up so I can get my leg over. Poor Girl, Lucky I do not drink that often! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Shorts no undies My watch collection Treating myself to something and not buying her anything. Not eating fish (she does not understand that I dont like fishy fish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Shorts no undies My watch collection Treating myself to something and not buying her anything. Not eating fish (she does not understand that I dont like fishy fish) You talkin bout me? Well, are yah? I never wear undies.... too hot and sweaty. I don't like to eat Thai fish, but I like the fish I catch in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerfish Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) ^ yep commando style all the way for me as well mr forbes. always have the wife commenting on the fact after i have just showered and go to put my clothes on. something along the lines of " look at it, going ding long ling long. are you not shy of people looking when we go out ? " but why would i ask myself such a thing ! after all i hate having a sweaty sack, with all my crown jewels being couped up with no air to breathe. guess it must just be one of those thing our thai counterparts dont have to worry about so much. Edited October 7, 2010 by tigerfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetley Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I bought a motorbike last year, my toy, and hardly use it. Waste of money according to wifey. According to her I don't do the washing up as well as her so it's become her job. Sometimes I have the tv on when I'm at my computer. Waste of electric she says. Like tigerfish she isn't too keen on my fast growing beard but unlike his wife she rather likes my hairy chest. Thais eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 According to her I don't do the washing up as well as her so it's become her job. I live my life by the "Incompetent husband around the house" rule. Do a <deleted> job in anything vaguely domestic and you get a "Leave it. I'll do it" from the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My cardboard box full of electrical cables and accessories. Waving at other girls who wave at me first. Getting completely mashed on ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky1 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My wife gets fed up with me being on Thaivisa, she thinks I am chatting to other girls! I do tell her alot of the posters are bigots and idiots so she shouldnt worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". She never, blimey, that sounds similar to the usual ' my lady never was a bar girl ' or ' my lady is hi-so ' from some. Think you have a first there. Any body else's lady never had a bloke companion before. I took it that as he used the whistling emoticon he was joking and really she has had loads of blokes before he came along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". In your case that is a good thing. Its probably the only way for you to hang on to a wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Is she still in a pram Chunky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Shaving most definitely, but to be faire had that with birds in the west too. (whisker burn so to speak not good for ladies face) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My wife gets fed up with me being on Thaivisa, she thinks I am chatting to other girls! I do tell her alot of the posters are bigots and idiots so she shouldnt worry. Well at least you're honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark45y Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My wife never had a bf before me so she does not have a frame of reference when it comes to "male Thai equivalents". She never, blimey, that sounds similar to the usual ' my lady never was a bar girl ' or ' my lady is hi-so ' from some. Think you have a first there. Any body else's lady never had a bloke companion before. I could start another virgin thread. As I remember the last one was quite popular! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Last week I farted in my sleep, loud enough to wake the Mrs. and our 1 year old. I suspect she didn't like that. Pah you want to get a new wife thats the problem with ALL Thais not that Im generalising , I always get moaned at for peeing all over the seat and floor or in the shower, leaving my uderpants on for a week or more, picking my nose and eating it (although she doesnt seem to mind too much), showering twice a week ( i mean come on its enough for convicts), driving whilst drinking and not sending her folks enough money.....do they really need 500 baht a month.......I dont think so:whistling: She did moan about the fag burns in the furntiure but I just put tape over the holes so its all sorted now , but then she maoned about me using the drinks glasses as ash trays...........F***em thats what I say:rolleyes: , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Shaving most definitely, but to be faire had that with birds in the west too. (whisker burn so to speak not good for ladies face) Joking aside my wife likes the stubble on my chin rubbed across her CHEST????? go figure???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 My wife gets fed up with me being on Thaivisa, she thinks I am chatting to other girls! I do tell her alot of the posters are bigots and idiots so she shouldnt worry. Well at least you're honest. But then again there are some great guys on here also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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