Why I Don'T Teach My Gf English

[saraburioz]

Fair enough.

There's a lot to be said for ignorant women - they makes us feel superior for one.

My wife, unfortunately is well-travelled and Westernised - however her wealth compensates for that.

Opposites attract - maybe the OP is very intelligent. My wife is extremely intelligent but not so pretty - what does that say about me?

[mark45y]

Another thing ... Your scared of strong mental women.

You need a young uneducated nieve girl you can mold into what makes only you happy.

You have obviously never dated a Thai BG or Thai BG bar owner.

I have. Strong women? That is an understatement.

I have never met a timid Thai woman. Maybe there are some. But I have never met one.

They don't know they are uneducated or ignorant. They may be but it has never occurred to them.

Thai women in my experience are among the most aggressive, opinionated, controlling women in the world – educated or uneducated makes no difference.

Walk in a bar, with a timid little BG behind the bar and insult that timid little uneducated woman from Issan. See what happens.

Thai women of all classes and levels have no fear.

You see, they all have an ace in the hole. Farm and house up North. They can always go home.

[DMC1]

Fair enough.

There's a lot to be said for ignorant women - they makes us feel superior for one.

My wife, unfortunately is well-travelled and Westernised - however her wealth compensates for that.

Opposites attract - maybe the OP is very intelligent. My wife is extremely intelligent but not so pretty - what does that say about me?

It says that you better hope that she's not reading your last post !

[saraburioz]

Fair enough.

There's a lot to be said for ignorant women - they makes us feel superior for one.

My wife, unfortunately is well-travelled and Westernised - however her wealth compensates for that.

Opposites attract - maybe the OP is very intelligent. My wife is extremely intelligent but not so pretty - what does that say about me?

It says that you better hope that she's not reading your last post !

She went to the USA with the kids - hence the reason I've got so much time on my hands I'll be joining them in Dinsneyland soon - can't wait.

Do you really think well-educated intelligent people read this rubbish?

Edited October 12, 2010 by saraburioz

[mark45y]

The getting boned by some toned hunk? apparently some girls like it ... Once again you are SO far off the mark ... some of these girls have been chased by guys since they were 12 and had more than their share of 'toned hunks' ... and they are bored silly ... some are even DEEs just because they are bored silly with hunks with an attitude ... or idiots who worry who sits on their Honda ... and most never bother to learn English as with their looks they attract Thai guys from the upper strata without having to bother ...

That's interesting. Did you ever do a DEE?

I had a good friend who was a DEE. I loaned her money. Rare for me to loan a Thai person money but she had a good idea and only needed 5000 baht to make her dream come true. I loaned her the money and she paid me back out of her profits in the first week. And the business was at least 50% legal. Well, maybe 30% of the profits legal. Whatever, it worked.

Anyway we would go out a lot together. Her and her girlfriend and me and mine. She was just like a guy. Kind of a crude guy. She would slap her girlie girlfriend on the butt and comment look at that “doot.” I got a kick out of being with her.

One day her girlfriend cheated on her. She was extremely angry. She wanted to do something so vile, so insulting that her girlfriend would never forget. She asked to have sex with me. She had never had a man before.

I'd tell you the rest of the story but it's in my book.

[stander]

OP

I can't help thinking your going to do a Hunter Thompson soon

[jazzbo]

I will only go on 'deep background' source for your book ...

[mark45y]

Actually I have never had a really intellegent wife.

I tend towards the artsy types. PhD. yes but in fine arts.

I have had affairs with some really intelligent women. One a math genius and academic. She was too kinky for me.

When I say intelligent I mean 150 IQ or above with education to match. You are right they scare me. I would think they would scare anyone.

There are not very many people around who are really bright. I can think of two who post on this forum.

[jazzbo]

I have one young female Thai friend now who can fill up a Sudoku puzzle as fast as you can sign your name... grew up on a rice farm ... no English ...

[stander]

Actually I have never had a really intellegent wife.

I tend towards the artsy types. PhD. yes but in fine arts.

I have had affairs with some really intelligent women. One a math genius and academic. She was too kinky for me.

When I say intelligent I mean 150 IQ or above with education to match. You are right they scare me. I would think they would scare anyone.

There are not very many people around who are really bright. I can think of two who post on this forum.

Puff the magic dragon!!!!!!!

[mark45y]

OP

I can't help thinking your going to do a Hunter Thompson soon

It is a good thing I am not into drugs. But I can see where he was coming from.

At my age death holds little fear. Pain holds fear but not death.

Like that song “The gambler.” The best we can hope for is to die in our sleep or something like that.

I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I've written a couple of books, textbooks, had a bunch of kids that turned out OK. Known a bunch of good people and a bunch of bad people.

Never hurt an animal except for the sergeant's dog and one rooster. They both deserved killin. Oh, I forgot my first mother in laws little yappy incontinent dog but I didn't kill “Fluffy” on purpose. And I don't think you can count the alley cat that crawled in my engine compartment and got wound up in the fan belt.

[garycm]

As I have long suspected Mark,

You're so full of shit it is overflowing into your computer.

He doesn't need to talk to her at all. When he burbs she brings him an other beer. I hope he doesn't has any children

[mark45y]

As I have long suspected Mark,

You're so full of shit it is overflowing into your computer.

He doesn't need to talk to her at all. When he burbs she brings him an other beer. I hope he doesn't has any children

You get the dimwit award for the thread. If you had read it you would have noticed I don't drink and don't have any children under 25 years of age

[Thaddeus]

Now she speaks French and is as much at home in her Castle in Spain as her farm in Arkansas.

Your first wife speaks French and has a castle in Spain, do the peasants there understand her?

[jazzbo]

from The Last Waltz; Robbie Robertson of The Band:

[Talking about getting a job playing with Ronnie Hawkins] He

called me up, and I said, "Sure I'd like a job. What does it mean? What

do I do?" And he said, "Well, son, you won't make much money, but you'll

get more pussy than Frank Sinatra."

[jazzbo]

from The Last Waltz; Robbie Robertson of The Band:

[Talking about getting a job playing with Ronnie Hawkins] He

called me up, and I said, "Sure I'd like a job. What does it mean? What

do I do?" And he said, "Well, son, you won't make much money, but you'll

get more pussy than Frank Sinatra."

[mark45y]

Now she speaks French and is as much at home in her Castle in Spain as her farm in Arkansas.

Your first wife speaks French and has a castle in Spain, do the peasants there understand her?

She also has a home on the ocean with a five car garage. Her new husband gave my youngest daughter a Cadillac SUV and the second youngest a Porsche for their birthdays a few years ago. The guy is no dummy.

My daughters tell me that mom is now a quiet subservient wife who always defers to her new husband's desires.

She sure wasn't that way when we were married. She was a very forceful woman.

I like the mountains and I like to ski. My ex bitched at me every day that we lived there because of the snow and cold. Now she has a home in Colorado and they spend part of each year there. The kids tell me she never complains to him and acts like she loves the place . Which they know she doesn't.

I hope they learn something from the experience. BTW he also bought two of the daughters a home and they aren't married.

All of my daughters speak French because one is a French Canadian and they all love Quebec city and Montreal in addition to trips to the flea markets in Paris. Two of the girls speak Spanish so I imagine they helped mom. I would imagine the peasants understand her as she always had a touch with farm people. Down to earth woman in her youth.

[mark45y]

from The Last Waltz; Robbie Robertson of The Band:

[Talking about getting a job playing with Ronnie Hawkins] He

called me up, and I said, "Sure I'd like a job. What does it mean? What

do I do?" And he said, "Well, son, you won't make much money, but you'll

get more pussy than Frank Sinatra."

That's the reason I went into the restaurant business. My standard interview question for new cocktail waitresses was, "So when did you get your divorce?"

When I switched to the Hotel side of the hospitality business one of my ex wives asked my new boss, "You gave Mark a job with 500 beds and a cash register? Your Crazy"

Edited October 12, 2010 by mark45y

[JurgenG]

Thai women in my experience are among the most aggressive, opinionated, controlling women in the world – educated or uneducated makes no difference.

At least on that we will agree. Korean women are strong contenders too.

I mostly agree with you analysis but not with your conclusion. But who knows ...

It seems I'm younger than you, and the older I get the more cynical I become so it would be funny to read again this thread in 10 years time and see if my opinion has changed ...

[Thaddeus]

When I say intelligent I mean 150 IQ or above with education to match.

Seeing as only 0.5% of people have an IQ above 140, above 150 is even fewer in number, you must get very lonely.

[canuckamuck]

It's interesting how this thread has gone from 'How to keep your peasant concubine down" to "Don Quixote"

[mark45y]

When I say intelligent I mean 150 IQ or above with education to match.

Seeing as only 0.5% of people have an IQ above 140, above 150 is even fewer in number, you must get very lonely.

Not me. My IQ is considerably less than 150. What I said or meant to say at least was I have only met a few women who had an IQ of 150 or above and they scared me and I ran away from them. I liked them but they still scared me and I ran away from them.

[mark45y]

It's interesting how this thread has gone from 'How to keep your peasant concubine down" to "Don Quixote"

That's me and my windmills are breasts.

[OxfordWill]

Your post has helped me to decide whether or not to continue funding english lessons for my gf. I can't argue with your logic.

[mark45y]

Your post has helped me to decide whether or not to continue funding english lessons for my gf. I can't argue with your logic.

Please, I have to sleep at night. YMMV. YMMV

Good luck

[Bakeman]

It's interesting how this thread has gone from 'How to keep your peasant concubine down" to "Don Quixote"

That's me and my windmills are breasts.

Now thats funny!

[ilyelol]

You can be my grandfather if you want. I'd enjoy it.

Why are you referring to IQ's all the time? I tester in high school and at the uni at 155 and people call me a dumb ignorant fool almost daily on the internet because of my strong opinions and apathy towards English grammar.

[JPPR2]

This thread is utter nonsense...... Clearly generated for the typical few to respond padding there already 10K post number...

[SamboVilla]

OP All I can say is that I hope I don't turn out like you someday. Maybe I'm young and ignorant but, surely if you love her you will want her to be the best she can, being afraid that she might find someone else is pathetic. On the other hand if you don't love her then why should you teach her? You must be very happily married. peh.

[mark45y]

You can be my grandfather if you want. I'd enjoy it.

Why are you referring to IQ's all the time? I tester in high school and at the uni at 155 and people call me a dumb ignorant fool almost daily on the internet because of my strong opinions and apathy towards English grammar.

I Q's, only to give a qualitative thing, smart, a quantitative measurement so people reading my posts will understand what I am talking about. That's why I said smart and educated. It takes a certain amount of dedication to get a PhD from a recognized and accredited institution of higher learning.

My maternal grandfather was not that bright but he was a voracious reader and a man with a wonderful imagination.

My maternal grandmother had no imagination but a wonderful sense of history, spelling and grammar. She spoke English like the Queen of England and insisted I did too.

The best teacher I ever had was not a genius but he could communicate a complicated idea to a group of unruly uneducated children without killing them.