No Bull

[kandt]

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent

taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight

this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have some!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow."

The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he

was served the one and only special delicacy

of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the

contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and

said, "These are delicious, but they are much

smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins."

Cheers..........kandt

[daleyboy]

:cheesy: :cheesy:

[apdare]

Great, loved it.

[siamesekitty]

ROTFB (Rolling On The Floor Barfing)

[mnoorsapl]

lol...

[bino]

Didn't see that one coming! Very funny!