How To Get Banned From Entering Thailand?

[thaifkrlim]

How can I get a permanent ban from entering Thailand, so that i have an excuse that i cannot visit Thailand anymore

Is there any way to get a "banned" stamp from the authorities upon exit,

pls do not suggest that I can do a petty crime that prevent me from entering thailand again, or i may end up in prison instead

[phaethon]

Sign up for a creative writing course under Harry Nicolaides.

[Forethat]

I am probably not the only one who is curious as to WHY you want this excuse not to enter Thailand.

Wouldn't it be easier if you simply said "I dont want to"?

[Mario2008]

A ban would only be given in response to you committing a criminal offense or being a public danger or national security risk.

Best to simply not come to Thailand anymore if you don't want to come here.

[waza]

Maybe if you slip the Thai immigration guy a 1000 baht he will do it for you.

[IanForbes]

That has to be the strangest post I've ever read on any forum. As others have stated... The answer is obvious... just don't come. I can't think of ONE advantage where being banned from a country would be of any benefit. But, I can think of thousands of reasons why it would be a detriment.

[flying]

What was her name?

[bifftastic]

I'm guessing here, a wild stab in the dark I know, but it IS a woman you're, for some reason, trying to avoid yes?

Just tell her you've been banned, or tell her you haven't got any money. Or just tell her you're busy working.

The final option would be to tell her the truth, whatever that may be

[needforspeed]

And what if you change your mind again next year .

[geriatrickid]

1. Have a very public argument with a senior government official.

2. Sign up for the I like the Southern Insurgents fan club.

3. On your immigration card where they ask where you will be staying in Thailand and your occupation, write Pattaya, Porngrapher specializing in extreme acts of depravity.

5. Show up at BKK dressed in I Love Thaksin attire.

Better yet, be a big boy and just don't come to Thailand. Getting banned from Thailand may also get you put on the watchlist for other countries, so think it over before you do something you will regret once you get over the bargirl.

[digibum]

I've read a lot of strange questions before but this one has to take the cake.

[smokie36]

Another nutty troll post....here we go again!

[cdnvic]

Answering questions on how to break the laws in Thailand goes against our sense of self-preservation.