1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3. Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5. Section Engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

7. Engineering are still figuring out how to produce a baby.

8. Procurement buy condoms by mistake.

9. Planning Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

10 DCC Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

11. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the Process to produce a baby.

12. Site Engineers don't care...they just want the woman!!

Also:

The Installation, Test & Commissioning Engineers............they do all the hard work to ensure the baby is correct, to spec and fully functional,

and of course,

The Integration Engineer who has the best job of the lot..........ensuring the man/woman interfaces are correct, to spec and fit for purpose!!!!!

Also:

The Installation, Test & Commissioning Engineers............they do all the hard work to ensure the baby is correct, to spec and fully functional,

and of course,

The Integration Engineer who has the best job of the lot..........ensuring the man/woman interfaces are correct, to spec and fit for purpose!!!!!

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lol...

Why "the ginger beers?" they can't reproduce!

Engineering were obviously missing their vital reference document

There was a time when I couldn't even spell "Engineer".

Now I are one!