Simbo Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 A bloke in a bar with his mate, just come back from the toilet.'' I've just been for a piss, and this black fella next to me was really well hung, I wish I had one like that'' '' you can, said his mate, just tie a brick to it, leave it for a week or so, and it will stretch it.'' ''thats a thought, I'll try that, thanks" A week later, they bumped into each other. " Did you try that with the brick?' '' yes, I did'' ''Did it work?' " well, partially, it turned black.'' The old ones are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 In a similar vein:- A white chap goes to the loo in a pub, whilst there relieving himself a coloured guy arrives next to him, unzips and starts doing the necessary. Our white guy can't resist a peek (as you do) and to his surprise sees the letters WENDY tattooed on the guys appendage. Whilst washing he comments to the coloured chap 'excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have your girlfriends name tattoed on your dick, that's a very nice touch.' 'What says the coloured guy, I don't understand' 'You've got Wendy tattoed on your willy' 'Ah, you got that a bit wrong, it's not my girlfriends name, when it's hard it has a message, it says WELCOME TO BARBADOS, HAVE A NICE DAY'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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