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What Retired Folks Do For Fun

Boon Mee
Boon Mee
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said "Come on, Buddy, How about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't really care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "HILLARY IN '08" bumper sticker on it. :o

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