Our Year-In-Review 2010

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2010 started on a promising note as the Kingdom gained world-wide plaudits for its aid to Haitian earthquake victims:

Thailand Donates 50,000 Bottles of Whitening Skin Cream To Haiti

In February, tens of millions of Thais were glued to their screens and radios for a historic Supreme Court reading:

Supreme Court Judge Adds Entire Unpublished Screenplay To 900-Page Verdict

In March, the foreign media launched their successful conspiracy to destroy the country, its image and morals:

CNN Producer Demands Dan Rivers Report Red Shirt Rallies From Outside ‘Super Pussy’

…which was incredibly successful despite no signs of any unusual events in the country:

Coup Alert As All TV Stations Showing Panda Channel

Arsonists Set Chuwit On Fire

Protestors Managet to Set Klong Alight

In June, there was a papable sense of relief as Thais enjoyed watching another nation fail miserably:

Capello Puts England Team Out Of Its Misery In Shed Behind Training Ground

By July, the government was making progress, successfully rehabilitating the country’s image around the world and giving a new sense of hope to the people:

Abhisit Spends Entire Week On Phone With Old Woman Who Thinks He’s The Water Department

And expatriate life had also returned to normal:

Obese, Diabetic, Smoking Sex Tourist Is Appalled At Lack Of Nana Plaza Fire Exits

When suddenly, out of nowhere, two major crises surfaced to mar what had otherwise been a stellar year:

Army Overthrows David Thompson In Cuisine Coup

Gov’t Cancels All Decisions Until ‘Film’ Paternity Scandal Sorts Itself Out

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