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Short Ones - Not Very Pc

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I've just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It started off badly but, by the end, I really liked it.

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My wife's always wanted to go on a cruise. So I've treated her and her mother to one.

I hope the pair of them enjoy seeing the sights off the coast of Somalia.

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I was sitting on the sky-train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

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If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I'm just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills.

I should be fine.

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I asked this Australian bloke how far away I was from Queensland.

He replied, "It's 20 clicks away mate."

Things must be bad if they've started speaking dolphin.

Interesting that the bank robber who held the hostages in Stockholm, after which the Stockholm Syndrome is named, is now a pillar of the community in Thailand :ph34r:

farang’s in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'

Two Men drowning their sorrows in a Bar

Male 1. "I feel terrible my wife's just left me"

Male 2. "So has mine,she ran off with my best mate".......... gawd I miss him!

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