Abandon Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 If his lady is with him, you see how deftly he has learned to steer here past gold shops. Just so the ladies here will know us Gents, we will all wear short black nylon socks with sandals ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 TV members are already easy to identify - chubby, bald, old, and with a 18 y/o ......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I only satisfy one of those conditions... That'll be Totster suffering from smilie abuse. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll have you know I've never abused a smilie.. without it's consent of course.. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Moog Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 You recognise them by their Thai visa credit/debit card, and their screaming at a smiling cashier, who has refused to accept it under any circumstances whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Aaaaaaaaaaawwww Moog ... look at the NEW you. I just fell in WUB Sorry, off topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 TV members are already easy to identify - chubby, bald, old, and with a 18 y/o ......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle paul Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 (edited) TV members are already easy to identify - chubby, bald, old, and with a 18 y/o ......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i can arrange uv tattoos for you all someone else can supply the special uv torches to check each others hands . these tattoos only show up in uv light im chubby but havent got the 18 yr old girl or the bald head t-shirts could be a good idea and a way to raise some dosh Edited September 18, 2005 by uncle paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue eyes Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 TV members are already easy to identify - chubby, bald, old, and with a 18 y/o ......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Speak for yourself,not me.I am not chubby,bald and am under 50, the wife is within 10 yr of me. Thank You very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue eyes Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Frankly, I don't care if a farang I see in the street is a tourist, expat or otherwise.In all of my eight years in this country, I have to say that farangs are the most unfriendliest bunch of people here that another farang could ever meet. I have lost count of the amount of times that I have walked past a farang in the street and have tried to get eye contact in order to exchange a friendly nod, or even said hello and just been completely ignored. For this reason I live in areas where there are next to no farangs, as I find the Thais much better people to get on with. I also only go into Sukhumvit or Silom whenever it is that I need to get some half-decent farang food. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not a fan of BKK.I like Issan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Recognising a farang male who is other than a tourist is usually not so difficult. He doesn't look lost or scared. If his lady is with him, you see how deftly he has learned to steer here past gold shops. He may drive a pickup. He may have children with him who don't have blond or ginger hair or pale skins. He's passed the 'strewth that's cheap I gotta buy it' stage. His skin's neither white nor red.Farang women I don't know about. Although I guess that the tourist ones are those who give me dirty looks when they see my wife! The type who ask me why I have a Thai wife instead of an English one and don't like my answer. Farang who are TV members are not easy to distinguish from other non-tourists. Perhaps a badge would be the answer. Or a tattoo for those who have room for more. Or a sticker that says 'I'm not a tourist, I'm a TV'. Maybe the last one could get us into too much bother if it's misunderstood. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Transvestite ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 T-Shirts uh was tried a number of years ago. Didnt work out for some odd reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Farang Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 (edited) T-Shirts uh was tried a number of years ago. Didnt work out for some odd reason. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The problem with T.Shirts they are not always the appropriate dress code, I still reckon a general word , or visual sign may be the easiet way. ARE WE READY FOR A POLL ? Edited September 18, 2005 by Cheeky Farang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 How about special hats that protect bald heads from dangerous UV rays? cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 As you are walking down the street, another farang is walking towards you. You make eye contact with him, give him your friendliest smile, nod your head and say words similar to: "Hello mate, it's lovely to see you. How ya doin'?" He stops, flutters his eyelids at you, his wrists go very limp, he licks his lips, prances towards you and says: "Ooooh you sssssweet man, where are you going? Oooooh I'd loooooove to cum with you" What are you going to do now? If you don't get a friendly response from another male farang in the street, perhaps it's because you look a little bit suspect yourself or it might be that handbag you are carrying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayenram Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Transvestite ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea, Doc. We could all wear our vests back-to-front! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Transvestite ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good idea, Doc. We could all wear our vests back-to-front! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be cowboys ... pull our chaps on backwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamOne Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Recognising a farang male who is other than a tourist is usually not so difficult. He doesn't look lost or scared. If his lady is with him, you see how deftly he has learned to steer here past gold shops. He may drive a pickup. He may have children with him who don't have blond or ginger hair or pale skins. He's passed the 'strewth that's cheap I gotta buy it' stage. His skin's neither white nor red.Farang women I don't know about. Although I guess that the tourist ones are those who give me dirty looks when they see my wife! The type who ask me why I have a Thai wife instead of an English one and don't like my answer. oh, what do you say!!!? Farang who are TV members are not easy to distinguish from other non-tourists. Perhaps a badge would be the answer. Or a tattoo for those who have room for more. Or a sticker that says 'I'm not a tourist, I'm a TV'. Maybe the last one could get us into too much bother if it's misunderstood. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think Thaivisa members are very easy to spot...after spending all day online, they are the ones with squinty eyes and RSI wrists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 It's not just being online that causes the RSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 I only have a problem with one of my wrists... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 That's very common hereabouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteShiva Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Frankly, I don't care if a farang I see in the street is a tourist, expat or otherwise.In all of my eight years in this country, I have to say that farangs are the most unfriendliest bunch of people here that another farang could ever meet. I have lost count of the amount of times that I have walked past a farang in the street and have tried to get eye contact in order to exchange a friendly nod, or even said hello and just been completely ignored. For this reason I live in areas where there are next to no farangs, as I find the Thais much better people to get on with. I also only go into Sukhumvit or Silom whenever it is that I need to get some half-decent farang food. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why the heck should I say hello to you - just because you have white skin? Me thinks you have an attitude problem..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aughie Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Instead of flashing ThaiVisa gang signs. Howabout shadow puppets? or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryHacker Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 You recognise them by their Thai visa credit/debit card, and their screaming at a smiling cashier, who has refused to accept it under any circumstances whatsoever. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> .....whilst banging the counter with their fists saying 'do you know who I am? I'm a super-dooper member of TV and I insist you take my card and I have conections' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 You recognise them by their Thai visa credit/debit card, and their screaming at a smiling cashier, who has refused to accept it under any circumstances whatsoever. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> .....whilst banging the counter with their fists saying 'do you know who I am? I'm a super-dooper member of TV and I insist you take my card and I have conections' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ADSL connections...? totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Far from that. I'm a 17 year old female. Do tell me more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRIPxCORE Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Far from that. I'm a 17 year old female. Do tell me more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Far from that. I'm a 17 year old female. Do tell me more... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now you ask blood drinking does sound appealing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Far from that. I'm a 17 year old female. Do tell me more... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now you ask blood drinking does sound appealing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Well at least i'm the easy one to spot out of the TV lot... I'm the pasty white skinned one, only hangs out in shadows, has pointy teeth and is into young maidens... If you happen to see me, buy me a pint.... O negative is my preffered tipple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 (edited) O negative is my preffered tipple I'm o negative - christ now I know why TV wants to have a blood type dBase!!! Feed Wolfie!!! Edited September 19, 2005 by britmaveric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 O negative is my preffered tipple I'm o negative - christ now I know why TV wants to have a blood type dBase!!! Feed Wolfie!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All becomes clear now eh ? Totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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