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[onionluke]

pleasecusemecozahhaftaeaqeezabitaelimeintaemacanaetsingtaocozitsbowfin

[smokie36]

Imagine me forgettin' this one.....

[StreetCowboy]

Imagine me forgettin' this one.....

Ian's aye gittin' intae bother fir pitchers ae tarts. Mebbe he needs mair jam than art.

Huvye sent this oantae oor Patsie?

SC

[smokie36]

Ian's aye gittin' intae bother fir pitchers ae tarts. Mebbe he needs mair jam than art.

Huvye sent this oantae oor Patsie?

SC

Heh so he is. Naebody's heard fie oor favourite jam Tart recently have they? Mibbe she'll spot this and be back on soon.

In the meantime here's a slightly better pic...

[smokie36]

Sowisyetherejohnnynomatesonyerseeneytoddlike,man

It seems a wee bit quiet - cryptic, even

SC

Aye I popped in to watch the rugby. What a perfect pub...superb 80/-....bit quiet right enough for a Bank Holiday like..mind you a few hangovers fae Thursday night. Nae such luck for me as I'd been workin so wiz nice n fresh ken?

Nae need tae harangue the barman....he just knew whit a wanted...Hull sprung on to the screen....well they did in the second half at least....

Edit: Ma spelling's always <deleted> efter a tattie scone.

Edited April 7, 2012 by smokie36

[StreetCowboy]

Sowisyetherejohnnynomatesonyerseeneytoddlike,man

It seems a wee bit quiet - cryptic, even

SC

Aye I popped in to watch the rugby. What a perfect pub...superb 80/-....bit quiet right enough for a Bank Holiday like..mind you a few hangovers fae Thursday night. Nae such luck for me as I'd been workin so wiz nice n fresh ken?

Nae need tae harangue the barman....he just knew whit a wanted...Hull sprung on to the screen....well they did in the second half at least....

Edit: Ma spelling's always <deleted> efter a tattie scone.

My apologies for the spelling; a missing w and the whole sentence was probably meaningless

Error corrected:

Sowisyetherejohnnynomatesonyersweeneytoddlike,man

I'm sure that's clear now.

As Johnny Cash said "... work on harmony and diction

...

And if you have political convictions keep them to yourself"

SC

[smokie36]

Itsawrightikentwhityemeant. Ahspentaweekendinkeltywayback.. I'm sure you understand.

[IanForbes]

Just cuz Im Canadiun don meen I aint bin round des establishments..

The only place they wouldn't let me in was the second floor of the Grosvenor pub in Stockbridge and that was reserved for members of the Houghtan Club

Edited April 7, 2012 by IanForbes

[smokie36]

Ugh. England.

As clear a case of not understanding as you will ever see on this forum.

[smokie36]

So as was said SC, the days of wandering past wi three fingers in the air and finding three pints waitin' at the bar are sadly gone....the beer still lingers in fondness however....

[StreetCowboy]

Has the brewery gone, along with the customers?

Was Patsycat not there?

I had a look on googlemaps, and I got the impression that the brewery had been replaced by a 'leisure complex' -

for those of you about to book flights to Scotland, that is NOT the same as an Entertainment Complex!

SC

[smokie36]

They are serving Stewarts 80/-...an excellent pint but not what it was so I hear....

It must have been on another world is all I can say cos the pub still serves the best 80/- I ever tasted.

[StreetCowboy]

Ugh. England.

As clear a case of not understanding as you will ever see on this forum.

Well I thought they looked quite nice.

Where's that Bear Inn? The walls reminded me of Chester, or York, in which case I think I've been in for lunch, though I could be wrong - many years since I was in such places.

SC

[smokie36]

Ugh. England.

As clear a case of not understanding as you will ever see on this forum.

Well I thought they looked quite nice.

Where's that Bear Inn? The walls reminded me of Chester, or York, in which case I think I've been in for lunch, though I could be wrong - many years since I was in such places.

SC

Aye aw glitter and nae substance.

[onionluke]

Ugh. England.

As clear a case of not understanding as you will ever see on this forum.

Well I thought they looked quite nice.

Where's that Bear Inn? The walls reminded me of Chester, or York, in which case I think I've been in for lunch, though I could be wrong - many years since I was in such places.

SC

Aye aw glitter and nae substance.

I slid into a bar and had tyae back step for the politiccs , but it was a nice pintof 60/ , that was ........

[StreetCowboy]

Ugh. England.

As clear a case of not understanding as you will ever see on this forum.

Well I thought they looked quite nice.

Where's that Bear Inn? The walls reminded me of Chester, or York, in which case I think I've been in for lunch, though I could be wrong - many years since I was in such places.

SC

Aye aw glitter and nae substance.

I slid into a bar and had tyae back step for the politiccs , but it was a nice pintof 60/ , that was ........

I think I'll away to pick up some tame tigers for the rugby the night - and imagine myself in the Holy Land watching the Saracens. Its a long way fae the Sarries Heid, and there's aye the risk ae a sair heid the morras mornin' tho.

I could fair go a 60/, or a Gillespies. My dear old mother was a Gillespies girl, by the way; I suppose she still is.

SC

Edited April 8, 2012 by StreetCowboy

[StreetCowboy]

So a quick trip into the bush to bag two brace of tigers - its all a bit Bungalow Bill, isn't it?

[onionluke]

[eek]

[eek]

Hus thus threahd turnt intae a Scottish threahd or sumthin? When did thaht metamorphasisisiss cum aboot? I thought it wuz aboot turrets?

Oh..is it aboot Scottish turrets noo then...? Aff, a Cannae be arse to go back intae google, y'ul just haftae huv that one an lump it.

[smokie36]

Here ya go eek.....Scotland as it is today....

[theblether]

Here ya go eek.....Scotland as it is today....

I'm in Glasgow and it is a beautiful day, beautiful........Motherwell are up 2-0 against St Johnstone, and we're heading for the Champions League, the Sun has got it's hat on and the clouds are playing at "funny shapes" in the pristine blue sky.

Beautiful day

[smokie36]

Here ya go eek.....Scotland as it is today....

I'm in Glasgow and it is a beautiful day, beautiful........Motherwell are up 2-0 against St Johnstone, and we're heading for the Champions League, the Sun has got it's hat on and the clouds are playing at "funny shapes" in the pristine blue sky.

Beautiful day

I must get doon there over the summer....a few jars mibbe on the Saturday and then a punishing walk aboot Loch Lomond Sunday...ahhh....heaven!

[theblether]

Here ya go eek.....Scotland as it is today....

I'm in Glasgow and it is a beautiful day, beautiful........Motherwell are up 2-0 against St Johnstone, and we're heading for the Champions League, the Sun has got it's hat on and the clouds are playing at "funny shapes" in the pristine blue sky.

Beautiful day

I must get doon there over the summer....a few jars mibbe on the Saturday and then a punishing walk aboot Loch Lomond Sunday...ahhh....heaven!

I know some establishments of ill repute. Come down and we will continue your corruptive education.

[smokie36]

Here ya go eek.....Scotland as it is today....

I'm in Glasgow and it is a beautiful day, beautiful........Motherwell are up 2-0 against St Johnstone, and we're heading for the Champions League, the Sun has got it's hat on and the clouds are playing at "funny shapes" in the pristine blue sky.

Beautiful day

I must get doon there over the summer....a few jars mibbe on the Saturday and then a punishing walk aboot Loch Lomond Sunday...ahhh....heaven!

I know some establishments of ill repute. Come down and we will continue your corruptive education.

Haha I'll do that for sure Mr Blether....I'll PM ya when I'm heading doon there!