The Worst Day Of My Life

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "crying wont do you any good"

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.

I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

When I got home I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to my life.

I buy a drink, drop in the only capsule I have and sit here watching the poison dissolve;

Then you show up and drink the whole thing!

Now I cant even end it all.