hanuman1 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 (edited) This is all getting a bit much now. Just a couple of hours ago I was out taking the dog for a midnight walk and about 100m from my house at the edge of an unlit soi was a man, stark naked, facing the wall of a house and playing with himself. As I approached he finally noticed me and I told him to get lost but this was just met with silence as he picked up his shirt and covered his face(!?) with it. Anyway, he didn't leave but I didn't escalate the situation as I could see he had a bundle of stuff next to his motorbike, but it was in the shadows and I didn't know if maybe he had a weapon there, so I kept walking. I'll speak to the owner of the house first thing tomorrow. This all brought to mind other perv-related incidents I've encountered over my 4-5 years in CM: 1) Whilst taking a shit in CM Arcade bus terminal, I noticed someone was watching me from the next cubicle. The rhythmic movement of the shadow he was casting on the floor, visible under the cubicle partition, suggested he was jerking off. 2) On Hang Dong road on 2 separate occasions at night I have seen people jacking off on the pavement. 3) My 15-year old daughter has been flashed in full daylight in the morning on her way to taking exams at school. And those are just the ones that come to mind easily. One of the reasons I've never fancied returning to my home in London is because I think street crime is so prevalent, but now those cold dark streets in Blighty are starting to look positively welcoming compared to this. I'm encountering on average at least one perv-related incident per year in CM (and I don't even go out that much at all), whereas in over 30 years of living in London nothing of the sort ever happened to me or anyone know (I know it happens everywhere - just speaking of my own experience). But my question is, have I just been particularly unlucky in the perv department, or have others noticed more of this kind of thing taking place here than where they originally came from? Cheers h Edited March 30, 2011 by hanuman1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyHarsip Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I'm encountering on average at least one perv-related incident per year in CM.... so let me get this straight... an average for you of one incident per year, & you're asking 'pervs - unusually high numbers in CM' ? ...... i'll let others dissect that one. although i must say, in Mrs 150's (for those that never twigged 'RoyHarsip''...is not my real name) village in CM we do have a washing line knicker thief. Although admittedly he's been very quiet of late.. (enough panties in his stash to go at ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanuman1 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 I'm encountering on average at least one perv-related incident per year in CM.... so let me get this straight... an average for you of one incident per year, & you're asking 'pervs - unusually high numbers in CM' ? Do I think encountering the antics of sexual perverts once a year is too much? Errr....let me think...yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyHarsip Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I'm encountering on average at least one perv-related incident per year in CM.... so let me get this straight... an average for you of one incident per year, & you're asking 'pervs - unusually high numbers in CM' ? Do I think encountering the antics of sexual perverts once a year is too much? Errr....let me think...yes? thats not what you said/asked/posed with this thread... ..again, you're asking 'pervs - unusually high numbers in CM' ? based on 1 encounter a year... in my book thats not "unusually high numbers" of anything per year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 In all my years in Thailand I have never witnessed anything like the OP has described. He must live and travel in the wrong part of town or maybe there is something about him that attracts all these jerk offs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard2010 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Maybe they have a problem so Jerking Off helps releave them of that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanuman1 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 In all my years in Thailand I have never witnessed anything like the OP has described. He must live and travel in the wrong part of town or maybe there is something about him that attracts all these jerk offs? I am fortunate enough to live in quite a well to do village, all large detached houses etc, in Nong Hoi. The incidents happened 1 x at Arcade bus station, 2 x along Hang Dong Rd about 3km out of town and 2 x in my village. On 3 occasions the person involved had a motorbike at the ready. Maybe I was just unlucky then. Glad to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaimiller Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Is this post a day early? Theres 31 days in march not 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 (edited) All the psychiatrists say that masturbation is perfectly normal. Edited March 30, 2011 by Ulysses G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanuman1 Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 All the psychiatrists say that masturbation is perfectly normal. I Yes, but in a public thoroughfare? Not so normal, methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loaded Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 There's a lot of Freudian messaging in the OP. So, you are out walking your dog at midnight? you see a naked man masturbating in public and you approach him? He then rebuffs you. You hang out in public toilets that are so dirty I avoid even taking a pee in them but you focus on the movements of the person in the next cubicle? I think you have been 'unlucky' so far. Try different locations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asmerom Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 All the psychiatrists say that masturbation is perfectly normal. I What isn't quite so normal is onlookers making a song and dance about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puwa Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 I think this kind of incident is pretty common in Thailand. Many women, Thai and farang alike, have told me stories of such encounters. Some of the replies above, pedantically picking on the OP's choice of title, or saying that it's normal behavior, seem immature and out of place to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanuman1 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 I think this kind of incident is pretty common in Thailand. Many women, Thai and farang alike, have told me stories of such encounters. Some of the replies above, pedantically picking on the OP's choice of title, or saying that it's normal behavior, seem immature and out of place to me. Let them have their fun. Thanks for a more serious reply. I was thinking maybe this kind of thing is more perceivable here due to the weather not being as cold as many farang countries (I mean the jerking in the street, not the toilet-peephole viewing and the flashing, which I guess goes on in most countries). The alternative is that there are just more of these kinds of people in CM/Thailand? Surely not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikster Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 The law of attraction - the more you think about pervs lurking, the more you encounter them. I've never seen one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanuman1 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 The law of attraction - the more you think about pervs lurking, the more you encounter them. I've never seen one. Keep thinking of all those sexy chicks, perfectly-normal-sexually man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman34014 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 The OP has to be unlucky or a story teller (attention seeker). In 60 years in England and 5 years here I have never seen anyone doing anything like this in public, but I don't hang around in dark places or dirty public toilets. Punch ups and pissing up walls yes, but never jerking off or flashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upupandaway Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I think this kind of incident is pretty common in Thailand. Many women, Thai and farang alike, have told me stories of such encounters. Some of the replies above, pedantically picking on the OP's choice of title, or saying that it's normal behavior, seem immature and out of place to me. Lots of women and no men. And you have never seen it yourself. Sounds like it is just rumors we all know that the women do enjoy talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanuman1 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 The OP has to be unlucky or a story teller (attention seeker). In 60 years in England and 5 years here I have never seen anyone doing anything like this in public, but I don't hang around in dark places or dirty public toilets. Punch ups and pissing up walls yes, but never jerking off or flashing. :lol: I took a crap after a 12-hour bus ride from Udon 3 years ago and took my dog out for a walk at night and some posters imply that I like hanging around public toilets and dark places. You guys are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I took a crap after a 12-hour bus ride from Udon 3 years ago and took my dog out for a walk at night and some posters imply that I like hanging around public toilets and dark places. TIT (This Is Thaivisa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alobar Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar' There's a lot of Freudian messaging in the OP. So, you are out walking your dog at midnight? you see a naked man masturbating in public and you approach him? He then rebuffs you. You hang out in public toilets that are so dirty I avoid even taking a pee in them but you focus on the movements of the person in the next cubicle? I think you have been 'unlucky' so far. Try different locations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 There are many people with mental problems of all types... of which public masturbation is just one. Unfortunately, there is no facility to help them. Thais just put up with it as an oddity, and get on with their business. In Canada we used to treat them, but today Canada just puts them out on the street with a once a month check in by a social worker. They are mostly harmless and more to be pitied than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo the Face Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 See ! ! Some posters always bitchin about "Not another Food Thread ".... Then this is what you get Now about that Sausage Special ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 As above, the place is loaded with nutters on the street, Thai and farang. A dude was jacking off in the urinal bogs in Carrefour while back (while several were others taking a pee); on visiting the toilet couple weeks later, he was still at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I think this kind of incident is pretty common in Thailand. Many women, Thai and farang alike, have told me stories of such encounters. Some of the replies above, pedantically picking on the OP's choice of title, or saying that it's normal behavior, seem immature and out of place to me. Let them have their fun. Thanks for a more serious reply. I was thinking maybe this kind of thing is more perceivable here due to the weather not being as cold as many farang countries (I mean the jerking in the street, not the toilet-peephole viewing and the flashing, which I guess goes on in most countries). The alternative is that there are just more of these kinds of people in CM/Thailand? Surely not true. No, its prevalent everywhere there happens to be men. I was flashed as a young teenager in the US more than a few times by white guys. In fact, many girls are flashed at, they are generally the targets, apparently its the fear factor that makes it so exciting for these men. So hardly a "Thai" thing or even an "Asian thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I think some people are just rod-walloper magnets. My sister has met countless men spanking off in several different countries, over a period of more than a decade, yet the average woman, I would dare say has probably never seen a man thump the lump in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJW Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 All the psychiatrists say that masturbation is perfectly normal. Oh, that explains a lot ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Aitch Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Local Pervs Unusually High Numbers in CM? Whilst taking a shit in CM Arcade bus terminal, I noticed someone was watching me from the next cubicle. The rhythmic movement of the shadow he was casting on the floor, visible under the cubicle partition, suggested he was jerking off. It would appear that there are high numbers of uncouth forum members in CM too going by the over-descriptive banter written in numerous threads by some people. I'm not a prude or anything, far from it, but it's perhaps not unreasonable to suggest a little mindfulness when typing one's comments. There are plenty of ways to say the same things using less vulgar terms than the ones above. After all, just because the forums are dominated by adult males, it doesn't mean they are the only ones to read the posts! Right, that's my little rant over. It's now time to nip into the bathroom and give birth to a baby rhinoceros of my own! Aitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paagai Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 In all my years in Thailand I have never witnessed anything like the OP has described. I'm sorry to hear that, it must be a great disappointed for you I think you have been 'unlucky' so far. Try different locations. :cheesy: Not that I know anything about guys playing the old five knuckle shuffle in public of course, but I have heard rumours certain gentlemen's rest rooms in Kad San Kaew often have elderly Farang hogging the urinals, who do take an awfully long time to go, whilst seeming to be scratching a never ending itch. I'd always put it down to prostate problems myself I've also heard some Thai's saying there's a large park on Nimanheminda Rd where strange things lurk after dark. I assumed they meant ghosts but reading this I'm not so sure. Anyway, the OP should think himself lucky, most of the places I've been to in CM where guys jerk off in public charge admission. He could at least have tipped the guy 20 Bt for his efforts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudhopper Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Hey I would never put an individual TV member on 'ignore' but does anybody know if there's a way to put an entire thread on 'ignore'? As in block the title from view every time I want to check what's new in my favorite forum? TIA CH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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