Great Moments In Thai Journalism

[bangna bound]

Thai-language newspaper Kom Chad Leuk broke new grounds in journalism in its Sunday edition.

On its front page was a photograph of a concerned looking man holding a dead chicken by its feet.

The man, the paper reports in a little too much detail, was arrested after "raping" and strangling the chicken, although it wasn't too clear what he did first.

The man was described as a social misfit, who had recently been released from a mental institution.

He reason he was in the mental institution was because ... yep, you guessed it, he had previously been arrested for raping and strangling a chicken.

Yep, the man is a serial chicken rapist!

Unfortunately this is true.

While chicken rape-and-murder stories do on rare occassions appear in English-langauge newspapers, they are usually confined to a a paragraph or two in a briefs' column on the inside pages; not on the front page, under a banner headline and illustrated with a photograph of both the perpetrator and the victim!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Who came first ? .

[bangna bound]

Who came first Dr?

Plucked if I know.

[plachon]

Who came first ? .

Dunno, but his alibi was "the fowl beast egged him on".

[Pink Mist]

Interesting stuffing technique

[plachon]

I'm sure it's just a simple case of confusion, as to which sort of "gai" the miscreant was guided to by the local maeng-da. He shouldn't count his chickens before they've hatch about being given "farm duties" in the clink, nevermind getting early parole. Wonder if he was a pheasant pluckers son?

[maerim]

If this guy bumped the chicken off first before he did the deed I think he has a real problem.

Not only is he a serial chicken rapist but he is also into necrophilia.

This to me this is dead boring.

[pnustedt]

Wonder if he was a pheasant pluckers son?

No his dad was Colonel Sanders!

He thought that he was a stripper at a hen party . . . and it got out of hand

[plachon]

Wonder if he was a pheasant pluckers son?

No his dad was Colonel Sanders!

He thought that he was a stripper at a hen party . . . and it got out of hand

everything got out of his hands, except the poor chicken....... It recked 'um, I bet.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

He thought that he was a stripper at a hen party . . . and it got out of hand

A push in the bush is worth two in the hand....or so my old dad told me, and he knew that stuff like the back of his hand.

[gangstar]

Why did the accused cross the soi?

He couldnt get is nob out the chicken..

[sbk]

Even worse, the chickens were not hens but roosters! or, should I say, cockerels??

OOH, the mind just boggles at the thought

[Guest IT Manager]

Or as one soon to live here member would say, "this chap is a serialist homosexualist cockerel raper of the worst type and should be brand".

[plachon]

Or as one soon to live here member would say, "this chap is a serialist homosexualist cockerel raper of the worst type and should be brand".

Branded as KFC-friendly perhaps? Anybody who eats there gets all the antibiotics and chicken rapist leftovers, coming to them. Ha!Ha!

[maerim]

Branded as KFC-friendly perhaps? Anybody who eats there gets all the antibiotics and chicken rapist leftovers, coming to them.

I often wondered why they taste like they do but know I know "aroi dee".