Thai-language newspaper Kom Chad Leuk broke new grounds in journalism in its Sunday edition.

On its front page was a photograph of a concerned looking man holding a dead chicken by its feet.

The man, the paper reports in a little too much detail, was arrested after "raping" and strangling the chicken, although it wasn't too clear what he did first.

The man was described as a social misfit, who had recently been released from a mental institution.

He reason he was in the mental institution was because ... yep, you guessed it, he had previously been arrested for raping and strangling a chicken.

Yep, the man is a serial chicken rapist!

Unfortunately this is true.

While chicken rape-and-murder stories do on rare occassions appear in English-langauge newspapers, they are usually confined to a a paragraph or two in a briefs' column on the inside pages; not on the front page, under a banner headline and illustrated with a photograph of both the perpetrator and the victim!

Who came first ? .

Who came first Dr?

Plucked if I know.

Who came first ? .

Dunno, but his alibi was "the fowl beast egged him on".

Interesting stuffing technique

I'm sure it's just a simple case of confusion, as to which sort of "gai" the miscreant was guided to by the local maeng-da. He shouldn't count his chickens before they've hatch about being given "farm duties" in the clink, nevermind getting early parole. Wonder if he was a pheasant pluckers son?

If this guy bumped the chicken off first before he did the deed I think he has a real problem.

Not only is he a serial chicken rapist but he is also into necrophilia.

This to me this is dead boring.

Wonder if he was a pheasant pluckers son?

No his dad was Colonel Sanders!

He thought that he was a stripper at a hen party . . . and it got out of hand

Wonder if he was a pheasant pluckers son?

No his dad was Colonel Sanders!

He thought that he was a stripper at a hen party . . . and it got out of hand

everything got out of his hands, except the poor chicken....... It recked 'um, I bet.

He thought that he was a stripper at a hen party . . . and it got out of hand

A push in the bush is worth two in the hand....or so my old dad told me, and he knew that stuff like the back of his hand.

Why did the accused cross the soi?

He couldnt get is nob out the chicken..

Even worse, the chickens were not hens but roosters! or, should I say, cockerels??

OOH, the mind just boggles at the thought

Or as one soon to live here member would say, "this chap is a serialist homosexualist cockerel raper of the worst type and should be brand".

Or as one soon to live here member would say, "this chap is a serialist homosexualist cockerel raper of the worst type and should be brand".

Branded as KFC-friendly perhaps? Anybody who eats there gets all the antibiotics and chicken rapist leftovers, coming to them. Ha!Ha!

Branded as KFC-friendly perhaps? Anybody who eats there gets all the antibiotics and chicken rapist leftovers, coming to them.

I often wondered why they taste like they do but know I know "aroi dee".