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A Gold Coast Truckie

Chris Lawrence
Chris Lawrence
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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A gold coast truckie is sitting in a cafe one morning moaning to his mate about his workload that day and how its just got worse due to his boss giving him an extra job of taking two Chimpanzees to Currumbin Wild Life Sanctuary.

A blond woman sitting nearby overhears this and offers to take the chimps for him

The lady looks genuine enough so the truckie says sure why not,here's a hundred dollars for helping me out.

Later that day the guy is driving through town and he sees the lady walking down the street hand in hand with the chimps at her side.

Furious he double parks,leaps out of the truck,runs up to the woman and says ' hey lady you were supposed to take these chimpanzees to the wildlife park-what are you doing?'

"Oh I did" says the lady "we had a wonderful time! and as there is money left over we're off to Dreamworld"

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