If You Won 20 Million Baht

[davethailand]

1. Pay off my house.

2. Buy another 1 or 2 houses to rent out.

3. Pay off the truck.

4. Buy the wife a car.

5. 2006 Harley Fatboy

6. Buy the beer bar outside my bar and flatten it.

7. Extend my lease contract.

ALL GONE

[fatter than harry]

I've actually given this some thought over lunch and have put together my perfect scenario.

I'd buy a house for 4 million in Phuket Land and House, a tired development in Phuket but it has a cool clubhouse and is quite secure. Nothing at all flash but enough space between buildings to enable me not to hear the neighbours taking a pee.

I'd pay someone 2 million for interior furnishings, I might have a crappy house but I want it to be cool as beans inside.

I'd spend a million on a truck that would make me feel like I had a slightly larger penis than the next fellow. I'd but a Fatboy or a triumph motorbike for trips to the airport Burger King.

I'd get broadband internet and have someone make me the finest PC known to man, which I'd name Johnny 5 or something.

I'd buy lots of insurance

I'd then get to work on being a hardcore loser, I'd immerse myself in online gaming, filesharing and porn browsing by day and become an overbearing, raging alcoholic by night, safe in the knowledge that my antics will be well covered by the insurance.

Apart from the house, the furnishings, the truck, the bike, the internet and the insurance, I'm nearly there.

[kurgen]

buy a round of drinks at the Blues Factory.

All gone

[davethailand]

buy a round of drinks at the Blues Factory.

All gone  

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What! And pay 3 weeks later

[Farma]

Good to see some of replies here. Jockstar’s thread “Is it that boring? Old threads” was the inspiration for this one.

Night rider, Bendix and others, thanks for your posts, they've given me some food for thought.

Jumbo Chilli, no offense taken from your post or meant in my reply. I was trying to add a little humor to my post. My apologies if I worried you.

One of my contacts just informed me there is a guy who won a similar amount this week.

Lucky bugger.

Wish it was me.

[TizMe]

Spend 5 million on women and alcohol.

But I'd probably waiste the rest...

[Ice Maiden]

I'd buy all the ice cream I could, eat it all get fat then have cosmetic surgery

[Firefan]

I believe my signature says it all...

Cheers!

[Amethyst]

If i won 20 million THB

I would donate 1 Million to the Sunbelt Thaivisa.com FC

set up a huge parties for the football players and fans

And the rest would be spend on buying properties, cars,entertainment and IT stuff

[ayakiawe]

I would do this project!

Save the Wild Durian and co-create Paradise!

Imagine a Durian Retreat!

Save the wild and natural varieties of durian all over the Earth!

There are 1000's of kinds still being grown and we want to save /create a living seed bank (big permaculture orchard and retreat center) here in Thailand of the many varieties!

Looking for supports for this important project!

Please contact us and help save the wild durians and other tropical fruit & palm varieties that are being lost forever.

Looking for someone (s) who wants to help get the project really off the ground.

Preferable someone who has enough funds to get the project very much underway in a big way.

I would like to purchase 100 acres of land in Thailand and set up the largest and best collection of durian varieties in the world.

Also we would have an exclusive raw food / durian healing retreat center for raw food/ durian lovers!

We don't have the proper funding to do this (buy the land and develop it into a permaculture/ orchard/ retreat) and this is the kind of help we need most.

We could take care of the rest of the project with a small team and would love help with the other parts too if you feel inspired please contact!

My brothers have a place called PANGAIA

www.pangaia.cc

in Hawaii on the Big Island.

Thanks for your interest, please feel free to write me back!

This project one day will be worth a lot in the future and is a good sound investment on many levels.

Sawasdee....... Durian Project People

Koh Samui, Thailand

hand phone in Thailand: 09-594-9432

e-mail: [email protected]

[The_Moog]

I'd like to lose my THB 20 m via some sort of scam.

[Thaipwriter]

I'd like to lose my THB 20 m via some sort of scam.

Good Day,

I wish to introduce myself to you. I am Col. Alfonso Pinochet (rtd).I am the brother to the exiled President of hile.Due to the revolution against the goverment of my brother caused by our political opponents in Chile, we had to flee the Country for the Safety of our lives.My wife, children and I managed to enter a red cross airplane that was evacuating foreigners and we are presently in Port Elizaberth, South Africa .We wish to invest in commercial,equine, residencial properties, hotels and equally start a new life in your country with your assistance and cooperation.If you are in a good position to help my family, please send an e-mail to the e-mail address below indicating your desire to help my family invest this funds in your country and beyond.

I urgently await your e-mail letter.

best

regards and hope to meet you soon.

God bless,

Col.Alfonso Pinochet

(Rtd)

E-mail:[email protected]

[The_Moog]

Thanks Generalissimo, but I think i'm going with the Durian themepark.

[billd766]

My wife actually won the lottery last week using some of the numbers I suggested and the first thing she did was to go out and buy me a brand new 6 door stretched limo.

Mind you she only won 350 baht and it was a plastic toy limo but the thought was there.

If it was 20m Baht, I would give most of it to my wife, keep 1m for me, and invest some in the future of Thailand, the poor children up country where I live. I would try to send one boy and one girl from here to university every year and pay all the living costs for as long as the money was available.