strikingsunset Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I am always being asked what am I doing here or/and what is my job,its a pain. I am looking for the best short answer that sidesteps the question,but is accepted,particulary by a potential g/f.............any ideas please ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I won the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I'm on the run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I've no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurofiend Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 what are you doing here and what is your job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Why doesn't the OP try something novel ---- tell the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 what are you doing here and what is your job? He's selling timeshare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Oops forgot the favourite....SAS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canardo Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I always reply to that question: BREATHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossfinn Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Partaking of a Chang, with the South China Sea lapping at my feet, taking in some rays. Crickey O'Reilly, who needs an explanation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nisa Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 What are you doing here or/and what is your job. Knowing this would help us help you come up with a short answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 job? what job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigt3365 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 job? what job? Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Balloon chasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 If I told you I would have to kill you. Only joking. :jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meithai Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Ever heard of Grey Matter? Me, I mind my own business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Minding my own business, you should try it too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 This job description always gets some attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givenall Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I do what i want to to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowork114 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was saying I'm a CIA undercover agent looking for Bin Laden ... but since he's out I'd have to come up with something else ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Just bark like a dog and then say " I Doolittle " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Senior research physicist. Hmm, maybe that explains my lack of dates and the eyes glazing over. I find that just telling them I'm with a university has easier acceptance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedNIvar Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Here are a few, X-Ray Technician, I take pictures of the unlucky and the stupid. Astronomer, I misinterpret the universe. Lifeguard, I ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool. Business Intelligence Consultant, I help people lie consistently to their bosses. IT Director, I repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break. Assistant Horse Trainer I clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year. Edited May 18, 2011 by RedNIvar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 It seems as if the OP might be having a problem saying .... "I am retired and looking for a GF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RKASA Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 It seems as if the OP might be having a problem saying .... "I am retired and looking for a GF" but don't tell my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David006 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 oh dear...such a charismatic smoothy....so why ARE you here..obviously not for the idle banter which is the usual avenue to better things..why don't you just answer the question and move on..it may even liven up the conversation....any "cut off" style statement you may invent may well label you as a ....name it... could invite that dreaded silence or an offer to play pool or some bar game involving plastic counters or blocks of teak...and will, maybe, send your potential sweetie further along the bar to more receptive individual.....just a thought...lol ....if you're encounter is not in a bar...go find one ..you need the practice!.... .....just kidding mate good luck in your romantic endeavors.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benbear Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) I was once in the toilet and was asked by some random guy " Do you work here?" I answered " Yeah, I clean the toilets everyday" Edited May 18, 2011 by benbear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul50 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) I was on the slow train to heaven and jumped off. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Edited May 18, 2011 by paul50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Sheep shearer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Photographer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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