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Got A New Gardener

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Just got a new gardener here in England, Englishman. He came back from several years inThailand, said he had 9 units bar, club and restaurant with his Thai wife, they got too successful bringing over top DJs from Europe, the mafia demanded 5000 thb/night protection money, which they couldn't pay, so they mad killed his dog, slashed his tyres and after a 'final straw' big party they had to flee under cover of night with wife + kid, got an emergency visa for the Mrs. + kid to come to England and left everything in Thailand behind.

If they couldn't afford to pay 5000 per night then they weren't really making much money at all were they ?

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If they couldn't afford to pay 5000 per night then they weren't really making much money at all were they ?

Dunno mate, I didn't go into it that much. I think being Ko Pha Ngan it's seasonal innit

5k per night = 150k per month. That is a sizable bite and would the amount be reduced for low season?

Ah, but does your new Thai gardener speak 3 languages (or is it 4) like Naam's gardener? :whistling:

Sorry, Naam, I couldn't resist. :D

Ah, but does your new Thai gardener speak 3 languages (or is it 4) like Naam's gardener? :whistling:

Sorry, Naam, I couldn't resist. :D

:cheesy:

Edited by Forethat

Used to own a dozen clubs and restaurants, but was just too dam_n successful. Now I'm mowing lawns so the mafia can't find me.

How does anyone obtain an emergency visa for the Mrs?

I`ve heard of an Education visa, a marriage visa and a working visa, but never the mafia are trying to kill us visa?

i actually know him. nice fellow. perhaps not the whole story though.

If they couldn't afford to pay 5000 per night then they weren't really making much money at all were they ?

Dunno mate, I didn't go into it that much. I think being Ko Pha Ngan it's seasonal innit

not even seasonal, on a per party/night basis.

a good story is often read between the lines.

There is an old saying that might somehow apply here... "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

Is the op trying to build up a story line, greater and greater anticipation with every snippet he gradually gives away, otherwise what was the point.

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Is the op trying to build up a story line, greater and greater anticipation with every snippet he gradually gives away, otherwise what was the point.

No not really, was just slightly amused to receive a flyer through the letterbox of our door advertising gardening etc. (which 9 times out of 10 is Poles these days), respond and then have this proper 'The Beach' type arrive with Thai tee ruk in tow. He did a day's work for us, worked hard seemed like a nice chap, my Mrs. (who is not Thai but a native of the region) said 'ah their problem is the wife was not a local'. He said he had to give the British embassy details of all the shenanigans in order to get the Mrs. a visa. Said he preferred gardening in England to being in Thailand....:unsure:

Ah, but does your new Thai gardener speak 3 languages (or is it 4) like Naam's gardener? :whistling:

Sorry, Naam, I couldn't resist. :D

no problem Ian :lol:

for the record: my gardener can converse in five languages but i master only three of them.

Is the op trying to build up a story line, greater and greater anticipation with every snippet he gradually gives away, otherwise what was the point.

No not really, was just slightly amused to receive a flyer through the letterbox of our door advertising gardening etc. (which 9 times out of 10 is Poles these days), respond and then have this proper 'The Beach' type arrive with Thai tee ruk in tow. He did a day's work for us, worked hard seemed like a nice chap, my Mrs. (who is not Thai but a native of the region) said 'ah their problem is the wife was not a local'. He said he had to give the British embassy details of all the shenanigans in order to get the Mrs. a visa. Said he preferred gardening in England to being in Thailand....:unsure:

and suspect the hole in his story is regards the "emergency visa" bit......do you really think for 1 second the BE in BKK would give a f*kc about this and imagine the president this would set.....how to get a visa for your TG easy ?...tesll them you are being chased by the Thai mafia.....there would be queues round the embassy

Ah, but does your new Thai gardener speak 3 languages (or is it 4) like Naam's gardener? :whistling:

Sorry, Naam, I couldn't resist. :D

no problem Ian :lol:

for the record: my gardener can converse in five languages but i master only three of them.

Before I opened the thread I actually thought it may be Naam`s gardener :ph34r:

If they couldn't afford to pay 5000 per night then they weren't really making much money at all were they ?

Any more stupid remarks for us ?

:P

when i was young my ole man took me to one side and he said hey son... always tell the truth no matter what even if you got to make it up whistling.gif

If they couldn't afford to pay 5000 per night then they weren't really making much money at all were they ?

Any more stupid remarks for us ?

:P

Me thinks we were led to believe, that this was a very successful business, employing European/International DJ's. Did you see where it was said that it was seasonal and on a small Island? :jap:

jb1

Edited by jimbeam1

"Hang the DJ"

Obsolete reply to an obsolete thread... I reckon B)

Ah, but does your new Thai gardener speak 3 languages (or is it 4) like Naam's gardener? :whistling:

Sorry, Naam, I couldn't resist. :D

no problem Ian :lol:

for the record: my gardener can converse in five languages but i master only three of them.

Before I opened the thread I actually thought it may be Naam`s gardener :ph34r:

another one for the record:

1. Naam's gardener is neither a Brit nor a Thai.

2. he will soon stop working in the garden (except supervising the new gardener who speaks only one language).

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