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With all the negative press going around these days about rip offs and scams going down in Phuket, The Tourism Authority of Thailand - or more fitting TAT - see definition below.

The TAT boys have decided to let torists know the truth and come up with more realistic and honest slogans for this years Visit Amazing Thailand campaign.

The favourite at the minute is "Just because I am smiling doesn't mean I am FuXking Happy"

In 2nd place is " Just because I am smiling at you Farang.....it does not mean I like you....but are you spending some money?....Welcome!"

Lastly "Tuk Tuks, Taxis and Jet Skis are expensive here...it's just the way it is, live with it!"

tat Noun. 1. Rubbish, junk. Abb. of tatty. E.g."You can't wear that old cardigan, it's tat." {Informal}

2. Abb. of tattoo.

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There is also a "Special Offer" coming up, it is called the "24 hour Thailand Amazing Amazing Thailand Amazing Suvarnabhumi Experience" You fly in to Bangkok, get a 24 hour free visa to explore the airport, but you need to spend 50,000 Baht in the airport shops, which shouldn't be too difficult given a 10 Baht bottle of Red bull sells for more than 50 Baht.

After this amazing experience of parting with your cash, you fly back out.

There is however some traditional Thai dancing...the fingers pinched, really sombre expression,(i.e Bored Sh1tless) with some crappy Northern Thai outfits, the entire 5 hour show uses the same monotonous beat throughout, like a death march.

You can buy "Yellow Shirt Occupation postcards showing the takeover of the airport for 100 Baht a piece, 5000 Baht gets you a Sohndi original autographed edition.

TAT feel that this experience will prevent tourists from becoming frustrated and angry dealing with money hungry scamming Thais, thus keeping the tradition of The Land Of Smiles.

It will also allow those HiSo white skinned walking dead Thais never ever having to come into contact with those "lothesome disgusting RICHER THAN THEM Farang" thank God!

To ensure complete satisfaction, TAT are taking all Thai immigration staff on a three week course called "How To Smile And Be Civil To People"

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Here's another honest approach:

No trolling on thaivisa :)

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