Australians

[mijan24]

The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my

girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she

floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making

ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen

Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches

above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shaggin

my chick, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick

on the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the <deleted>###ng roof.

[dr_Pat_Pong]