A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,

enters a confessional booth,

sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention,

but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin,

there's no paper on this side either.

rofl n1

..........

drunk plus dumb

A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It’s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...

"OK, I give up. Where's the f****n' ship?"

"OK, I give up. Where's the f****n' ship?"

HaHa ....... Good one.

Amused!!! silly bird!!!!

Edited June 8, 201115 yr by dunkin2012

his camel

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have Humm. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have Hummm with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again.

Soon he was feeling the urge to have Hummm again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.

The hottest girl said , "If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr.

" After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"