hopeless Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 US Army boss on the phone to the president, 'Sir, we have a situation on our hands, 3 brazilians have been killed in Eye-rack (iraq)' 'OH GOD NO!' replies the President, 'How many is a Brazilian!?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeless Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 2 monkeys in a bathtub, one goes 'OOH OOH AHHH AHH' the other replies 'Put some cold water in then' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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