IanForbes Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Two Lower Mainland anglers were driving back from a day's fishing the Vedder River and were just getting back on the hard top when they passed a grass sod farm with a loaded delivery truck just coming out of the driveway. As they were hummin' west down highway 1, the passenger turned to his buddy driving the car and said "That right there is what I want to do if I win the lottery." The driver looked around quickly and glanced in the rear view mirror, and seeing only the sod truck they had just passed, he asked "What is it you would do Bobo?" "What we just passed" Bobo said. Now the driver was flummoxed and said "I didn't see anything, Bobo." Bobo got a little hot under the collar and said "Didn't you see that lawn all stacked up on that truck you passed?" "Oh" said the driver, "yeah, I saw that." "Well, that right there is what I'd do if I won the lottery... send my lawn out to be cut!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 It was probably being repossessed. The price of houses had fallen so far that the bank couldn't be bothered with foreclosing. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 On the other mainland of China, if you win the lottery you can evict some peasants to create lawns as you please . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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