A guy rushes into 7/11, buys a pack of ice and some condoms, starts filling the condoms with ice.

"What you do?" asks the bemused assistant.

"It's my wife's birthday," he said. "I'm stony broke but I promised to give her a deepfreeze, and by God, she's going to get one."

she came into the house and said " you buy me for what ? can get free outside in the park "

bought her chocolates " i not want eat chocolate, i want eat pok pok "

Buy her some English lessons.

What I was thinking - and whatever you do, don't start speaking like her - it happens all the time.

she came into the house and said " you buy me for what ? can get free outside in the park "

bought her chocolates " i not want eat chocolate, i want eat pok pok "

Buy her some English lessons.

What I was thinking - and whatever you do, don't start speaking like her - it happens all the time.

There's nothing worse it's like listening to two Teletubbies.

Buy her the Sports Plus package on Satellite TV or else buy her a vacuum.........

What's Thai gold mean, anyway? Is there a difference from other gold?

Thai gold (as well as middle-eastern) tends to be very pure, 20k and up, compared to 10-18k common on jewellery in North America, and Europe. That's why it's slightly darker.

I knew that. I didn't understand why it was put that way.

It's one of the few things that I can think of, that Thailand has that's actually worth more than it is in the East. Did I put that the right way? That includes Thai silk, cotton, etc.

What's Thai gold mean, anyway? Is there a difference from other gold?

Thai gold (as well as middle-eastern) tends to be very pure, 20k and up, compared to 10-18k common on jewellery in North America, and Europe. That's why it's slightly darker.

I knew that. I didn't understand why it was put that way.

It's one of the few things that I can think of, that Thailand has that's actually worth more than it is in the East. Did I put that the right way? That includes Thai silk, cotton, etc.

What's Thai gold mean, anyway? Is there a difference from other gold?

Thai gold (as well as middle-eastern) tends to be very pure, 20k and up, compared to 10-18k common on jewellery in North America, and Europe. That's why it's slightly darker.

I knew that. I didn't understand why it was put that way.

It's one of the few things that I can think of, that Thailand has that's actually worth more than it is in the East. Did I put that the right way? That includes Thai silk, cotton, etc.

What's Thai gold mean, anyway? Is there a difference from other gold?

Thai gold (as well as middle-eastern) tends to be very pure, 20k and up, compared to 10-18k common on jewellery in North America, and Europe. That's why it's slightly darker.

I knew that. I didn't understand why it was put that way.

It's one of the few things that I can think of, that Thailand has that's actually worth more than it is in the East. Did I put that the right way? That includes Thai silk, cotton, etc.

Sorry to be repetitive. Maybe a global moderator can clean it up.

Edited July 31, 201114 yr by Shotime

Just take her out to dinner somewhere nice, then a romantic fondling in the bedroom after

My Wifes Birthday soon... and I have the same question.

Previous years.. Paul Smith Purse / Wakeboard / iTouch / Golf Clubs.... I suspect I have difficulty choosing something really romantic !

This year I'm stumped... iPad2 ? hardly romantic though is it ?....

maybe load it up with porn.

OP.

So, what did she get?

I bought my misses a chair for her last Birthday, But she would not let me plug it in?.

That made I giggle...

My Wifes Birthday soon... and I have the same question.

Previous years.. Paul Smith Purse / Wakeboard / iTouch / Golf Clubs.... I suspect I have difficulty choosing something really romantic !

This year I'm stumped... iPad2 ? hardly romantic though is it ?....

maybe load it up with porn.

Now there's an idea.....

I'm still chuckling at crossy's iRon comment... I hope to remember to use that at the correct moment when / if the subject pops up....

After reading another topic in TV.com... Get her a Lawn Mower... She might be sick of using 3" scissors to cut the lawn....

Pearl necklace / cream pie ?... Classy fella's..... very classy !

Gold.

You can never go wrong buying a Thai gold, even if it is only to save and cash it later.

If by chance you are not able to pick up a little gold, get her a scorpion tattoo on her belly or something awful on one of her boobs. Both are Issaan hits.

Diamond is the gal's best friend.

Gold.

You can never go wrong buying a Thai gold, even if it is only to save and cash it later.

If by chance you are not able to pick up a little gold, get her a scorpion tattoo on her belly or something awful on one of her boobs. Both are Issaan hits.

As opposed to Oriental or Japanese hits?

ok let's spice this up a bit....why not buy her a french maid's outfit and french language lessons

Happy birthday mon cheri! I'll send you my bill later.....

Buy her some cash its always a winner!

Buy her one of these

You will have to drive it for her though

A T-shirt

Buy her a house in her name, a very popular purchase by Farangs for their teeraks by all accounts...