Things To Do In Pattaya

[HowardJohnson]

Howard, don't they have two tier pricing though? I abhor double standards on pricing.

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I assume you are not talking about the cost of the Hyundai?

If they do I'm not aware of it as we arranged it through the hotel and just paid for 4 people.

[Pattaya_Fox]

Well this one is not quite a fox, but it is brown has 4 legs and a bushy tail.

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you`re right...it`s probably a very distant cousin.

[Big Tony]

Things to do in Pattaya.....

I always like to stop in at the offices of Pattaya City News to thank them for the outstanding job they do in keeping me aware of the news about town.

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Right, that's you banned, hmmm why doesn't the ban button work?

[Big Tony]

This zoo has everything though, for all those sexually frustrated Aussies out there stuck in Thailand, day dreaming about your first sexual experiance, well here she is boys, feast your eyes on that beauty

[Pattaya_Fox]

This zoo has everything though, for all those sexually frustrated Aussies out there stuck in Thailand, day dreaming about your first sexual experiance, well here she is boys, feast your eyes on that beauty

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Sheela always give `em a fun time

[patsfangr]

This zoo has everything though, for all those sexually frustrated Aussies out there stuck in Thailand, day dreaming about your first sexual experiance, well here she is boys, feast your eyes on that beauty

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Sheela always give `em a fun time

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And when she burries her head ... WOW!

[BambinA]

Patter is good for guys , methinks

i m not fancy with the beach there ... chaos,crowdy ..(i used to love it when i was young...and when i was 20's night life there was fun for me)

what i like in patter ..maybe ristorante (international) ..many choices

and also shopping there in some outlet malls ... come on we can buy nice g-string (brand name) just 68 Bht!!

actaully i just went there last Sunday .. (bloody traffic jam) .. just for lunch and shopping

[britmaveric]

Bambi - you just went there for the afternoon? Back same day??? That drive would do me in!!!

[BambinA]

Bambi - you just went there for the afternoon? Back same day??? That drive would do me in!!!

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yes yes... i went there with family ..and im the worst driver... dad prefer sister drove ... (not count my mom, she cant do it)

we left from banger 8am ... no prob with traffic till we arrived patter city .. bloody time, i just sat and sob ...but thanks god i was not a driver

actaully i prepared my hot bazillian bikini for Koh Lhan .. but i had no chance ..coz traffic prob

ohh optimistic think .... if mummy and daddy saw me in that tiny bikini ... they would scream in albanian language

anyhow i arrived banger 11 pm ... and lost many buck from wallet and credit card

[CGW]

The Sanctuary of Truth is IMHO a bit of a rip off. I dont think it is two tier pricing? not 100% sure, but it aint cheap at between 500 - 1300 Baht dependant on what you do (not a Lot!), a ten minute walk around would be fine, but when you pay as above you expect a bit more. The Dolpin show is crap, just a 3rd rate attraction to bring in tourists.

Release them ASAP

The "best" view is from the beach, just takes some getting too.

Rumour has it that a Pee appeared and told "owner" if he finished it - eternal damnation would be served upon him for eternity! or a good while anyway, guess they never said anything about ripping folks off!

Cheers

[ProfessorFart]

Tony, a few tips.

1) Get a tripod or don't take pics while the DTs are still making you quiver.

2) Try and get the subject of your photograph in the MIDDLE of the shot. It looks a lot better. Trust me.

3) Your mate can't audio blog to save his life. You can't photograph anything to save your life. You should go into competiton with PCN!!!!

[patsfangr]

ohh optimistic think .... if mummy and  daddy saw me  in that tiny bikini ... they would scream in  albanian language

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Methinks I might scream too, Bambi ... but in an entirely different tone!

George

[Big Tony]

Mr Fart, I used to be a professional photographer, as the camera I was using is a digital it auto focuses at the center of the picture, and as you well know being an expert yourself, it is the eyes of the beast you want in focus, yes I could have cropped the picture but what is the point of working on a 50kb picture? would you like a picture of my tripod mr farty? I havent used it in a long time though, but it cost 8,000baht about 20 years ago....

[BambinA]

ohh optimistic think .... if mummy and  daddy saw me  in that tiny bikini ... they would scream in  albanian language

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Methinks I might scream too, Bambi ... but in an entirely different tone!

George

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aka. moan??

nuff told me ..

[ProfessorFart]

Mr Fart, I used to be a professional photographer

I can see why you used to be one and no longer are............

[britmaveric]

Mr Fart, I used to be a professional photographer

I can see why you used to be one and no longer are............

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Professor - on the bright side Big Tony has learned a valuable lesson - create your own topics and you have naught to fear from news topics!!!

[cobra]

IF I have friends coming into town that wont to see something apart from the bars - they usually have women folk with em!

I take them to Nong Nooch, do the 2 oclock show, let them walk around, then drive home via the "temples" cut accross to the Big Budha by the Chinese temple, I'm bored shitless by this time, but they seem to enjoy

Cheers

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I hear ya, been there, done that, ... still when it's too early to take up station on your favorite bar stool, Nong and other are nice diversions,

[Pie Boy]

Things to do in Pattaya - well this saturday there is gonna be a big barny @ 7pm on the corner Soi Yamoto 2nd road where a bloke in a colourful shirt kicks the crap out of a big bloke called lonley.If you miss the scrap then pop in to an internet cafe , log on to TV and await Britmavericks posting on the farang ass kickin that shocked a forum.

[Big Tony]

Mr Fart, I used to be a professional photographer

I can see why you used to be one and no longer are............

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Professor - on the bright side Big Tony has learned a valuable lesson - create your own topics and you have naught to fear from news topics!!!

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Brit I think you will find that I have started several thousand more topics than you, and that is including your worthless cut and pastes from the local rags so to speak, believe it or not there is a whole world out there with forums for every subject you could imagine.

[Big Tony]

About 30 km from Pattaya is of course Bang Saen, this is where the BKK Thais go for the weekend cos they don't want to see scummy farangs.

[britmaveric]

Mr Fart, I used to be a professional photographer

I can see why you used to be one and no longer are............

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Professor - on the bright side Big Tony has learned a valuable lesson - create your own topics and you have naught to fear from news topics!!!

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Brit I think you will find that I have started several thousand more topics than you, and that is including your worthless cut and pastes from the local rags so to speak, believe it or not there is a whole world out there with forums for every subject you could imagine.

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Ahhh but crap ones I suspect, but any ways I applaud you for trying that is half the battle!

[patsfangr]

ohh optimistic think .... if mummy and  daddy saw me  in that tiny bikini ... they would scream in  albanian language

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Methinks I might scream too, Bambi ... but in an entirely different tone!

George

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aka. moan??

nuff told me ..

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Well ... more a combination moan/sigh, I'd say!

George

[Big Tony]

Now most of them will visit monkey mountain, there they buy fruit and tease the monkeys with it, or use the fruit as projectiles while aiming at the monkeys, Last time I was there I saw a great big monkey attack this Thai guy that had been teasing him, I had a smile on my face allday

[Big Tony]

The view from monkey mountain.

[Big Tony]

Maybe a day at the beach is your thing? well obviously Pattaya beach is a waste of time, so time to get in the old car and nip down to Bang Saray, Nice beach and not the thousands of vendors we get in Pattaya.

[Big Tony]

As you can see it is mainly a fishing village so expect fresh seafood restaurants.

[Big Tony]

Wonder if they are willing to rent this house?

[Pie Boy]

Great Blog Tony .

[Big Tony]

My personal preference in nice beaches is of course Ban Chang, this is nice and clean and quiet, It's about a 50km drive from Pattaya but is well worth it, They only have one restaurant there, well one big main one that everybody goes to and the food is pretty terrible.

[Big Tony]

Thank you Pieboy:)